Several weeks ago, while I was walking home from the local park I was attacked by a rather large two-legged dog like creature. I managed to fend it off, but I lossed alot of blood and I was covered with bite marks and scratches. The hospital was too far for me to go to on foot, but I did manage to get to my apartment that was a couple of blocks out of the park. Shortly after I got to my apartment I blacked out near the telephone. The next day I awoke to find that all my wounds were healed up as if nothing happened. A couple of weeks after that I found myself naked lying behind a couple of boxes near the nearbye ally near my house. My mouth dripped with blood and my body felt all tingly. I'm not sure whats going on, but I don't want this to happen again so please, help me find a cure
2006-11-29 12:40:11 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Other - Health
Lock yourself in the basement during the next full moon.
2006-11-29 12:47:29 · answer #1 · answered by BAnne 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it was a Werewolf disguised as a Love Bug!! No known cure!!
It will get better with time!
Stay out of Local Parks.
Gary H.
2006-11-29 20:56:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Light the torches and grab the silver tined pitchforks kids, looks like we gots us another werewolf on our hands.
2006-11-29 20:49:13 · answer #3 · answered by S.A.M. Gunner 7212 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely not normal.. get yourself to a hospital quickly dude! Yikes!
2006-11-29 20:50:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmm.... I'm not sure but it sounds like you've been walking through a barn stall. You may have what they call bs syndrome.
2006-11-29 20:50:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to the hospital they will give you a cure alright!!!!
2006-11-29 20:45:53 · answer #6 · answered by senorita 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all this before midnight?i thought i was only going to hear this kinda stuff from drunks in bars
2006-11-29 20:49:38 · answer #7 · answered by lilloric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you high? If not it was the evil purple monkey cow in your closet.
2006-11-29 21:41:24 · answer #8 · answered by hotshot3510 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow that sounds cool.
2006-11-29 20:44:01 · answer #9 · answered by Daughtry-luver 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha teach me your creative ways, master, i like making stuff up too hahahahahahah check out my "questions"!
2006-11-29 21:14:40 · answer #10 · answered by Mental Patient 29 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋