I haven't seen much of my parents over the years, as they are both incorregible theives. They spend their lives in and out of prison because they'll poinch anything that isn't bolted down.
On a recent family function, I had the rare opportunity to be in the same room as both of them for the first time since I was nine and it dawned on me that I don't seem to share any physical attributes with either of them, or any of my other family members for that matter. Furthermore, I have always been quite honest, which is strange given that theft provided pretty much everything I was given as a child and I knew no other way except what I learned in school.
I asked "gran" about this, because everybody else was carted off by parole or prison officers before too long, and she admitted I had been adopted. However, nobody knows where any of the paperwork is.
Given the fact that my "family" is a bunch of kleptomaniacs, is it possible that they quite simply stole me? How can I find out?
2007-02-22
00:55:48
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