Jokes & Riddles - November 2006

At a Waleweigh station!

2006-11-27 10:41:14 · 12 answers · asked by jabelite 3

If not, who does it for you?

2006-11-27 10:38:18 · 11 answers · asked by jabelite 3

The temperature is MODERATE. A CAR carrying FOUR passengers is caught in a STORM. The CAR drives off the ROAD and gets STUCK IN A DITCH a QUARTER-MILE away from the SAME ROAD. Who is DUMBER, the person who GETS FIRE WOOD, the person who GOES HUNTING, the person who ATTEMPTS TO PITCH TENT, or the person who IS WATCHING THEM DO THIS?

2006-11-27 10:35:03 · 7 answers · asked by merviedz trespassers 3

2006-11-27 10:34:59 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

What word is short but when you add two more letters it becomes shorter?

2006-11-27 10:33:06 · 6 answers · asked by surveyperson2006 1

shh dont tell anyone were dating do i dump him

p.s 5th grade

2006-11-27 10:32:03 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

or not?

2006-11-27 10:31:47 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

can some one give me some yo mom a jokes the more u give me the beter chance i pick you for a best answer but do difrent catagorys

2006-11-27 10:31:15 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

about the dog that was giving his man owner a ******* and his wife caught him.....he said soon as this dog learns to cook your outa here!!!!!!

2006-11-27 10:28:35 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

I keep seeing it on the jokes page and really don't have a clue what it stands for ?

Thanks from Mojo

2006-11-27 10:24:26 · 29 answers · asked by mojorainbow1 4

It is the COLDEST time of year. An AIRPLANE carrying FOUR passengers is caught in a STORM. The AIRPLANE CRASHES into a MOUNTAIN and the group STRUGGLES to survive. Which one survives if any survive, the NICE one, the HOPEFUL one, the SMART one, or the DECISIVE one?

2006-11-27 10:23:03 · 6 answers · asked by merviedz trespassers 3

They tried to Ring each other!

2006-11-27 10:16:48 · 15 answers · asked by jabelite 3

what did one lesbian frog say to another.




we really do taste like chicken..................

2006-11-27 10:16:13 · 15 answers · asked by chris w. 7

2006-11-27 10:15:54 · 5 answers · asked by Galen P 1

They put the willies up each other!

2006-11-27 10:14:54 · 13 answers · asked by jabelite 3

It is the HOTTEST time of the year. A BOAT carrying FOUR passengers gets caught in a STORM. The BOAT gets recked and the group BLINDLY heads in all directions. Which person reaches land first, the one swimming NORTH, EAST, WEST, or SOUTH?

2006-11-27 10:12:56 · 5 answers · asked by merviedz trespassers 3

1) HOW MANY ANIMALS OF EACH DID MOSES TAKE ON THE ARK?

2) SPELL THE WORD "POP" OUT LOUD. NOW SPELL "MOP"... NOW SPELL "TOP" WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU COME TO A GREEN A LIGHT?

3) SPELL THE WORD "HOST" OUT LOUD. NOW SPELL "MOST"... NOW SPELL "TOP" WHAT DO YOU PUT IN A TOASTER?

4) SPELL THE WORD "JOKE" OUT LOUD. NOW SPELL "POKE"... NOW SPELL "COKE" WHAT DO YOU CALL THE WHITES OF AN EGG?

5) SAY THE WORD "MILK" FIVE TIMES IN A ROW. NOW ANSWER THIS QUESTION: WHAT DO COWS DRINK?

6) HOW DO PRONOUNCE THE CAPITAL OF KENTUCKY... "LOUIE-VILLE" OR "LOUIS-VILLE"

7) WHAT' DOES 5+5 EQUAL? WHAT DOES 9+1 EQUAL? WHAT DOES 7+3 EQUAL? WHAT'S AN ALUMINUM CAN MADE FROM?

2006-11-27 10:05:04 · 17 answers · asked by brian c 1

a dislexic sold his soul to santa

2006-11-27 10:03:26 · 20 answers · asked by andrey & ko. 1

i can't sit for more than 1 hr. and also when i drive my car.

2006-11-27 10:00:13 · 4 answers · asked by susan a 1

friends us thee husbands. what is it?

2006-11-27 09:59:57 · 10 answers · asked by steven 2

deep pan, crisp and even.

2006-11-27 09:53:04 · 8 answers · asked by chris w. 7

What do you get when you mix together an athiest, an insomniac, and a dislexic?


A guy who stays up all night wondering if there is a DOG

Hint- athiest- person who doesnt believe in a god

insomniac- person who cant sleep at night

dislexic- person who spells words backwards (in this case)

DOG- GOD spelled backwards. GET IT NOW?

2006-11-27 09:50:30 · 22 answers · asked by ? 1

Ah! little baby cheeses

2006-11-27 09:49:13 · 9 answers · asked by jabelite 3

2006-11-27 09:43:50 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

2006-11-27 09:41:53 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

After an hour, the following conversation took place:

First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."

Second guy: "That's nothing; I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."

Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."

They continue to fish when they realised that the fourth guy has not
said a word. So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"

Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or sex?" and she said, "Wear sun-block "

2006-11-27 09:41:37 · 21 answers · asked by DikiDoo 3

says 'Yeah I fell off my motorbike at the traffic lights' the other one says 'I don't mean that, have you ever felt a cu*t' the other one says 'yeah when i fell off my motorbike at the traffic lights.
ENJOY

2006-11-27 09:40:55 · 7 answers · asked by micky 114 2

2006-11-27 09:33:38 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church.
"Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"
"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."
In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.
"Jesus!", Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.
"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.
"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.
"Right again," said the minister, smiling.

TBC..

2006-11-27 09:32:45 · 10 answers · asked by Warlock Fiend 4

Early one morning
Late one night
2 dead men got up to fight
Back 2 back
they faced each other
Drew thier swords
And shot each other

Told by my daughter 1 hour ago

2006-11-27 09:30:30 · 20 answers · asked by colin050659 6