What do you get when you mix together an athiest, an insomniac, and a dislexic?
A guy who stays up all night wondering if there is a DOG
Hint- athiest- person who doesnt believe in a god
insomniac- person who cant sleep at night
dislexic- person who spells words backwards (in this case)
DOG- GOD spelled backwards. GET IT NOW?
2006-11-27 09:50:30 · 22 answers · asked by ? 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I really didn't need the explanation. I got it. I just don't think it's funny.
2006-11-27 10:23:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hhhmmm, not bad...
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat
down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its
socket towards the man. !
He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it
back.
Oh my, I am so sorry, "the woman says as she pops her eye back in
place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to
the cinema followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her
deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to
her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The
guy is amazed!! Everything had been SO incredible!!! !
"You know, "he said, "You are the perfect woman. Are you this nice
to every guy you meet? "
"No," she replies. . . . . "
"You just happened to catch my eye."
hope u like it!!!
2006-11-27 10:29:32 · answer #2 · answered by maze 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah if you find taking the micky out of people who are dyslexic funny when you cant even spell yourself.
2006-11-27 10:16:34 · answer #3 · answered by amanda030605 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm it took that long to think about i forgot to laugh
2006-11-27 09:52:51 · answer #4 · answered by katie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Erm, yeh, I got it, If you have to explain your joke, it aint too funny!
2006-11-27 09:55:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's IMO B's joke!! And you spelt dyslexic wrong!!
2006-11-27 09:54:26 · answer #6 · answered by ~Grace~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No that isnt funny at all... I did like that on that maze told...i thought it was sweet lol...xx...
2006-11-29 05:05:36 · answer #7 · answered by Bradiie Babes--Ox 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was funny till you explained it!
2006-11-27 09:53:01 · answer #8 · answered by dot254 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol
2006-11-27 09:52:23 · answer #9 · answered by magiclady2007 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nah was a bit pooooooooo lol
2006-11-27 09:58:35 · answer #10 · answered by sheila n chris 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋