One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church.
"Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"
"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."
In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.
"Jesus!", Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.
"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.
"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.
"Right again," said the minister, smiling.
TBC..
2006-11-27 09:32:45 · 10 answers · asked by Warlock Fiend 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Before long, Mr. Jones again winked
off. However, this time the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo
of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to
bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.
The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th
son?"
Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in
me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ***!"
"Amen," replied the congregation.
2006-11-27 09:33:17 · update #1
Thank you coca cola that was really different and intelligent. Not! I told a grown ups version because I'm a grown up. You told a childs version. Work it out for yourself :-)
2006-11-28 00:33:18 · update #2
LOL OMG!! thats hilarious! i've heard another versioin of that joke but this one is funny!!! the 'amen' part at the end pulls it all together!!! lol! good job keep it up!
2006-11-27 09:37:30 · answer #1 · answered by Shorty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's f*cking hilarious!!! I've never heard one like that before.
2006-11-27 17:43:32 · answer #2 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not funny when you tell it wrong =(
It goes:
Little Johnny falls asleep in class, the girl next to him, Mary, doesn't want him to do bad in their Sunday School class...So every time he falls asleep, she takes a needle and jabbs him in azs...
One day the teacher asks "Who killed himself for your sins on that horrid day??"
Mary sticks Johnny w/ the needle..."Jesus Christ!" He yells...
"Very good" The teacher says...
The next day Johnny dozed off again...
"Who was the virgin??" The teacher asked..
Mary stuck Johnny and: "Mary!" He yelled..
"Very good" The teacher says...
Then it happened again...Johnny dozed off and, "What did She say after they had their 99 child??"
Mary again helps him and sticks him w/ the needle...
"I swear that if you stick that goddamn thing into me one more time i'll snap it in half and shove it up your azs!!"
The teacher had a heart attack.
2006-11-27 17:37:13 · answer #3 · answered by coca_cola_froggy 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Ha Ha Ha ha ha ah haha ha haah hahahhahhah
hilarious
9/10
2006-11-27 17:37:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good laugh mate!
2006-11-27 17:35:59 · answer #5 · answered by fr3aky_lb 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is hilarious! Where did u get that?LOL! =D
2006-11-27 17:50:19 · answer #6 · answered by lilypond868 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious!! Loved it!!
2006-11-27 17:39:05 · answer #7 · answered by sunflower0139 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good God! lol.
2006-11-27 17:37:35 · answer #8 · answered by mistickle17 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a pretty good little ditty thanks for the laugh!!!
2006-11-27 18:28:29 · answer #9 · answered by Rosie 89 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-27 17:36:15 · answer #10 · answered by LOL!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋