After an hour, the following conversation took place:
First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."
Second guy: "That's nothing; I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."
Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish when they realised that the fourth guy has not
said a word. So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"
Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or sex?" and she said, "Wear sun-block "
2006-11-27 09:41:37 · 21 answers · asked by DikiDoo 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I am LMFAO...that was too funny. I loved that joke. I tried to remember how it went and now I have you to thank. Thanks for the good laugh.
2006-11-27 09:45:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That´s great and worth remembering and can be used for a multitude of pursuits. Husbands the world is our oyster we are at last in a win, win situation. If she says yes we´re on if she says no we´re off.
2016-05-23 15:20:58 · answer #2 · answered by Karen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tooooo funny
A teacher asked her students to use the word
"definitely" properly in a sentence. Lil Susie goes first
and declares "The sky is definitely blue". The teacher
replies "It's cloudy, today Susie ... the sky is actually gray." Bobby goes next by saying
"The grass is definitely green", to which the teacher corrects him "No, Bobby .... it's late autumn and the grass is actually brown." ......
Then Lil Johnny asks a question "Teacher,
Do farts have lumps in them" ? ........
The teacher gives Johnny a very stern look,
and says in firm voice "No Johnny, they don't" ! ........
Lil Johnny replies back "Then I DEFINITELY shitt my pants" !
LOL
2006-11-27 09:44:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats such a good one! at least she was smart keep the man out of the way! good one lol
2006-11-27 09:44:50 · answer #4 · answered by bubbatiggs06 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolololololololololol haha, cnt stop lafin.
ave you got snymore gr8 jokes coz dat was good
2006-11-27 09:45:02 · answer #5 · answered by L[dot] DYM3Z 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats cute. sounds like my girl!
2006-11-27 09:43:33 · answer #6 · answered by Thats It I'm Done 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarous
2006-11-27 09:43:59 · answer #7 · answered by Chanele G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one! LOL! =D
2006-11-27 09:47:06 · answer #8 · answered by lilypond868 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Way to go!!! That's usin' you head for ya.
2006-11-27 09:45:10 · answer #9 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty boring joke babe
2006-11-27 09:46:26 · answer #10 · answered by LOLA 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋