can some one give me some yo mom a jokes the more u give me the beter chance i pick you for a best answer but do difrent catagorys
2006-11-27 10:31:15 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yo momma so fat she jumped in the Grand Cannon and got stuck
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat were in her right now
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.
Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave
Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!
Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind
Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
2006-11-27 10:33:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Well, just as a regular burn, you have more splits than a vegas divorce court. (Split ends!)
Yo Momma...
Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow that when she closes her mouth, her stomach lights up
Yo Momma is so desperate she uses a twinkie
Yo Momma's so stupid that when she got locked in the grocery store, she starved to death
Yo Momma's so stupid that when she got locked in the matress store, she slept on the floor
When you were born Yo Momma said She's a treasure! The Doctor said GOod! Go bury her!
When you were born, the Doctor Slapped Yo Momma
2006-11-27 11:37:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so fat that she fell to the dark side and couldn't get back up. Yo mama is so nasty that next to her a skunk smells sweet. Yo mama is so ugly that she could scare the flies off a &%^$ wagon. Yo mama is so ugly that she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares. Yo mama is so ugly that even Bill Clinton wouldn't sleep with her. Yo mama is so fat that even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! Yo mama is so fat, Al Gore accuses her of global warning everytime she farts!
2016-03-28 22:08:40 · answer #3 · answered by April 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Hope those were enough :-D
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2006-11-27 10:38:30 · answer #4 · answered by yaz 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yo moma breath smells so bad she put a tic tac in her mouth and it jump out and got a restraining order
yo moma hair is so kinky I mopped my floor with it.
yo moma so stupid she went to go see free willy to get laid for nothing
yo moma so stupid she went to the grocery store to get her drivers licsence
yo moma so ugly that the dog ran away
2006-11-28 21:49:52 · answer #5 · answered by Dawn S 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yo mama so fat she leaned over and was arrested for selling crack
2006-11-27 13:56:00 · answer #6 · answered by big al 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont know many but i just thought of one right now
yo momma is so fat she lost her virginity to a cheeseburger
2006-11-27 13:58:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Snapple Fact
"The most used letters in the english language are
Y-O-U-R M-O-M"
2006-11-27 10:34:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
your mother should have not given birth to you. AND THATS NOT A JOKE.
2006-11-27 10:54:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
yah momma should have beaten you more so you wouldnt ask dumb questions that are degrading to mothers and disrespectful to others mothers...
2006-11-27 10:36:34 · answer #10 · answered by israeli_stuck_in_usa 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋