Jokes & Riddles - September 2006

2006-09-23 10:49:07 · 14 answers · asked by hvdsss 1

i prefer blonde jokes but n e wil do

2006-09-23 10:47:51 · 2 answers · asked by miss_n_impossible 1

My flight was being served by a gay flight attendant who put everyone in a good mood as he served their food. As the plane prepared to descend he came swishing down the aisle and told us that Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly so lovely people could you just put your trays up. that would be super. On his trip back up the aisle he noticed that a well dressed Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. Perhaps ypu didn't hear me over those big brute engines but i asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground. She calmly turned her head and said " I am a princess in my own Country and i take orders from no one. To which he replied " Ok then sweet-cheeks in my Country i am called a Queen so i outrank you. Tray-up B.I.T.C.H.....

2006-09-23 10:41:47 · 34 answers · asked by chris w. 7

2006-09-23 10:22:19 · 15 answers · asked by Becky 2

2006-09-23 10:05:40 · 31 answers · asked by polly a 2

OK, I need some jokes. Funny, not TOO gross, about anything at this point. I like those stupid little dirty jokes, you know what i mean, the ones about sex and the dumb stuff that people do. But please give me a little variety. Something cute and funny that i could share with girls or guys........ maybe not at the same time though.

Can anybody help me out here?

2006-09-23 10:03:48 · 7 answers · asked by ariel 2

so i just found out my friend, she has put a ex-lax laxative into my soda. it was clear but she just started laughing and i asked what and she told me.

what do i do?? does it hurt??

2006-09-23 10:00:08 · 8 answers · asked by James S 1

i think if u tell me the worst joke it will be funny...just a idea

2006-09-23 09:59:05 · 11 answers · asked by drawmaster12 4

i said "piss off".they said "come on, its for spastics and blind kids" so i thought .....................**** it, i could win this!!!!

2006-09-23 09:49:04 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-09-23 09:44:51 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

thats another top gear presenter fucked by a dragstar

2006-09-23 09:40:28 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-09-23 09:36:57 · 34 answers · asked by Alex P 2

2006-09-23 09:32:29 · 25 answers · asked by Alex P 2

2006-09-23 09:30:41 · 7 answers · asked by polly a 2

would you write?

2006-09-23 09:28:59 · 18 answers · asked by sueet2b 4

they both have skid marks on their helmets. sorry its just a joke remember....

2006-09-23 09:26:47 · 12 answers · asked by chris w. 7

2006-09-23 09:18:01 · 18 answers · asked by mochino mark. 1

2006-09-23 09:14:52 · 30 answers · asked by Confused?! 4

if a refridgerator is in the middle of the forrest and there is no body around, and the door opens, will the light turn on?

2006-09-23 09:13:48 · 25 answers · asked by Confused?! 4

2006-09-23 09:11:24 · 19 answers · asked by lil_j 1

2006-09-23 09:08:20 · 9 answers · asked by polly a 2

2006-09-23 08:58:22 · 15 answers · asked by polly a 2

Fill in the blank to the sentence above.

Hint: There are 2.73 (what) in the typical home.

I will award 10 points to whoever gets this riddle correct first. You can only list one item. If anyone lists more than one item, I will use only the 1st one listed as your answer. If no one guesses correctly, I will add extra hints (addl. details), and you can change your answer.

2006-09-23 08:53:50 · 20 answers · asked by J 5

2006-09-23 08:52:01 · 1 answers · asked by Matt 3

If you get this question right you might be the next psycho killer.

There are two brothers, the oldest brother's friend dies from a heart attack and he is devastated. The youngest brother isn't really sad because he wasn't really the guy's friend. At the funeral a really hot chick starts to talk to the oldest brother and after the funeral they go to eat at a restaurant. The next day the oldest brother kills his brother. Why?

2006-09-23 08:49:04 · 17 answers · asked by missmurder97 3

I need pranks that will not hurt anyones property!

2006-09-23 08:30:39 · 7 answers · asked by xtinkerbellx33 2

when somebody tells you writes,or tell you someting that strats off with what. what do you think.

2006-09-23 08:28:21 · 14 answers · asked by Kizzy 1

i need some good pranks that dont damage property.

2006-09-23 08:24:49 · 14 answers · asked by olive b 2

2006-09-23 08:20:15 · 13 answers · asked by Michael J 1

Old Mother Hubbard went to the WHAT?

Funniest answer will get the 10.

2006-09-23 08:13:26 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous