would you write?
2006-09-23 09:28:59 · 18 answers · asked by sueet2b 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i mean to say, nothing stupid please, instead funny messages that make people laugh or a wise crack
2006-09-23 09:56:36 · update #1
i would say you have 7 days
this cookie wil explode in 10, 9, 8...
do you tip well?
isnt that your ex-boyfriend behind you?
hey there girlfriend
guess who?
omg! we went to high school together remember me?
2006-09-23 09:32:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Your Mom is going to call you
Forget what you remember and remember what you forget
I've lost my number...can I borrow yours?
Last night was great. Eat me again tonight?
Be a pest. Exterminate
Leftovers bite... Don't leave me behind.
Look both ways before crossing the sidewalk
Stop every 2 inches when driving across campus
Forget about him
Forget about her
Remember Me
Lost? Me too! Lucky we found each other!
Hungry... I hoped not..
TAG You're it... who's your next prey?
I won't tell if you won't
Tomorrow the government will release a pill that will make all your troubles go away.
Unfortunately they will come back.
You will pay a great price for false miracle drugs.
The only reason marijuana isn't legal is because everyone knows how to make it.
Don't do drugs.
Smoking... BAD ...no good for you.
Simplicity is the key to life... I seemed to have misplaced mine.
Sorry about your luck... your fortune isn't any better.
Time will tell. When you figure out what it is saying let me know for another fortune
Your social life will take off with the next plane to Vegas!
NEXT!
2006-09-23 18:04:48 · answer #2 · answered by chance_ghost 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That wasn't chicken in your soup
or
You will gain ten pounds from eating fortune cookies
2006-09-23 16:32:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Stop eating chinese food or else you have to read another fortune cookie message.
2006-09-23 16:31:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would write: we're sorry, the cookie you broke is unable to tell you your fortune at this time....please try again and enjoy!LOL
2006-09-23 17:34:56 · answer #5 · answered by Firefly 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Help!!! I'm being held hostage in a fortune cookie factory.
2006-09-23 17:52:49 · answer #6 · answered by LAUGHING MAGPIE 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if ur lookin for a fortune youve come to the wrong place
2006-09-23 16:33:09 · answer #7 · answered by ze_blue_mage 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look behind you!
Will you marry me!
Your going to get lucky to night with a black man!
Your really adopted
2006-09-23 16:31:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
open you mouth so i can kum in
you hated this place
you have no fortune
life will be better when you die
spank your waiter
soo the restaurant
your hair looks like dog s**t
do u like me?
eat me
u are gay
why dont u eat HER cookie insted of me
if u can read this then u dont need glasses
your real mother killed herself when you were born
slap your mom or u you will die in 5 days
(insted of a message a 5 dollar bill) "talk about fortune"
look up! a monkey
eat the message and read the cookie
WAZZ UP!!
I'm poisonous
fo dizzle!
your going to be even more ugly tomorrow
2006-09-23 16:51:40 · answer #9 · answered by drawmaster12 4 · 2⤊ 5⤋
OOps! Wrong cookie!
2006-09-23 16:31:33 · answer #10 · answered by Erin 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋