My flight was being served by a gay flight attendant who put everyone in a good mood as he served their food. As the plane prepared to descend he came swishing down the aisle and told us that Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly so lovely people could you just put your trays up. that would be super. On his trip back up the aisle he noticed that a well dressed Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. Perhaps ypu didn't hear me over those big brute engines but i asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground. She calmly turned her head and said " I am a princess in my own Country and i take orders from no one. To which he replied " Ok then sweet-cheeks in my Country i am called a Queen so i outrank you. Tray-up B.I.T.C.H.....
2006-09-23 10:41:47 · 34 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hi! You write a really good tale!!
Very descriptive - I WAS THERE!!
Well done, it gave me a good giggle!!
Keep it up!
The jokes I mean!!
Really!!!
2006-09-23 12:26:30 · answer #1 · answered by Moofie's Mom 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Great Story
2006-09-23 11:00:13 · answer #2 · answered by Big Tall Paul 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A smile a day keeps the Dr away. Thanks for saving the health service some money.
2006-09-23 12:28:25 · answer #3 · answered by oldbutwise 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha that's some funny stuff!
2006-09-23 10:49:03 · answer #4 · answered by Sara Lee 23 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe yeah kinda funny
2006-09-23 10:45:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well isn't that just lovely? I find it funny.
2006-09-23 11:28:03 · answer #6 · answered by rebble 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HILARIOUS!!!! i Loved It! Had my whole family laughing hysterically!
2006-09-23 10:52:42 · answer #7 · answered by cassie_michele 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl! those gays have such a way with words! made me grin tho
2006-09-23 10:48:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahahaha super! those gays really have a way with words don't they? hahaha
2006-09-23 22:33:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it raised a small smile.
2006-09-23 10:43:47 · answer #10 · answered by banditblue1200 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋