Old Mother Hubbard?

Question

Old Mother Hubbard went to the WHAT?

Funniest answer will get the 10.

Answer 1

County jail because PETA found out the cupboard was bare and had no bones in it for her dog. She became the jailhouse love slave of a 300 lb. woman named Tinsel. Tinsel had cheap aluminum grillwork in her teeth and that's how she got her name. They became very attached to each other. When they both got out of jail they hopped a bus to Massachusettes and got married in a questionably legal lesbian ceremony, vowing to be true loves forever. They were unable to find Mother Hubbard's poor, boneless dog so they decided to breed designer Chi-crest Pitties. The pups were hairless except for a mohawk on their heads and were covered with different colored patches and spots on their skin. They grew to be dogs that could only walk on their front feet due to their enormous pit bull jaws and heavy heads which forced their rear ends into the air for balance. The dogs became very popular around Halloween due to their hideously cute appearance. They were not considered dangerous dogs in spite of the pit bull blood in their veins because they were never able to lift their huge heads higher than the tops of anyone's shoes. The most damage they could inflict would be untying someone's shoes. They did need frequent bathing, though due to their butts being the highest point on their bodies. They were sold for upward of $5000.00 each and Hubbard and Tinsel made quite a tidy profit. They were able to keep their cupboards well stocked with fancy flavored bones and lived happily ever after.

Answer 2

Andrew Dice Clay had the best answer:

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone. Went she bent over, Rover took over and she got a bone of her own.

Answer 3

Old mother hubbard went to the cupboard to get poor doggie a bone.
When she got their doggie had shaved his *ss bare.
And was trying to give her the bone!!

Answer 4

ok i don't have one on old mother hubbard thats not already on here so here is a different one...

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
Her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider
That crept up beside her,
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.

Answer 5

Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To get her poor dog a bone;
But when she came there
The cupboard was bare,
And so the poor dog had none

Answer 6

cubbard, but the cubbard was bare...so she went to the soup kitchen

Answer 7

she went to the Mr Nasty store to get a vibrator

Answer 8

my lil brother says strip club

Answer 9

nudist camp. to get a bone.

Answer 10

pound with her dog cuz she got sick of it whining!