i think if u tell me the worst joke it will be funny...just a idea
2006-09-23 09:59:05 · 11 answers · asked by drawmaster12 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A man and his wife are lying in bed when he let's a noisy fart. his wife asks ,"what was that", to which he replied mattress football "touchdown,6 point's". not to be outdone his wife proceeds to let one go also. "touchdown 6 point's" she exclaims. the husband try's and try's but cannot pass another one. the wife let's go with a squeaker and say's "field goal,I'm ahead". now the husband really push's and push's,and crap's in the bed. "What was that" ask's the wife,to which he replied "half time, change side's"
2006-09-24 00:25:19 · answer #1 · answered by Robert 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
It's been told way too many times.
2006-09-23 17:33:52 · answer #2 · answered by chance_ghost 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's red and green and goes 60 mph?
A frog in a blender
2006-09-24 00:14:19 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Raven 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Jew, Christian, and Buddhist all walk into a bar at the same time. What do they say?
Ouch.
Get it? They walk into a metal pole (bar).
2006-09-23 17:53:31 · answer #4 · answered by DN 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock, knock. Whose there? Duane. Duane who? Duane the bathtub, I'm drowning.
2006-09-23 22:17:54 · answer #5 · answered by badwarden 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why shouldn't you take a shower with a Pokemon?
He might peek-at-chu
2006-09-23 18:44:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where was the first chicken fried?
In grease!
haha
2006-09-23 17:57:33 · answer #7 · answered by cassie_michele 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what did the fork say to the spoon?
nothing, forks cant talk.
2006-09-23 17:20:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHAT'S BLACK AND WHITE AND RED ALL OVER?
A NUN ROLLING DOWN A HILL
REALLY BAD!
2006-09-23 17:19:00 · answer #9 · answered by )o( 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What does the dog call his wife?
You bi-tch!
2006-09-23 20:19:41 · answer #10 · answered by Nasir K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋