Jokes & Riddles - September 2006

First is the first of the first
Second and third are nothing
But
Last is the first of the last!!


Any idea......

Work ur brains out...
The answers in the question itself!!

2006-09-01 20:48:26 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

Only at one place people can carry it,but should take an oxygen tank.

2006-09-01 20:46:33 · 5 answers · asked by Frankster 1

i need it fast.please HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-09-01 20:34:47 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

A person's name is "Nobody",he was in a hotel room. When someone knock his door and asked:"Is anybody home?". Then Nobody answered......

2006-09-01 20:24:29 · 14 answers · asked by Frankster 1

2006-09-01 20:22:03 · 6 answers · asked by seenu 4

This is a psychological puzzle. Try it!

Cross your arms and place each index finger on each nostril of your nose. Now the trick is to uncross your arms without removing your index fingers from there postion.

First person to explain how to do it wins! I'll give the answer tomorrow.

2006-09-01 19:39:08 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

Last time, we had this following riddle:

How do you make soup into pure gold?
A: By using 24 carrots.

Heh. And here is today's riddle:

Can you name the science teacher's favorite states?

Have fun!

2006-09-01 19:30:55 · 10 answers · asked by iamigloo 6

2006-09-01 19:28:22 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

There are two pictures identical; you have to find three differences.
If you can find three differences, then you are part of an elite group of individuals. This has been tested on 8000 people, and only 19 people out of 8000 found the three differences.
I Have found only 2 differences....
Go very close to the monitor and watch ,Then only u can find out.

http://members.home.nl/saen/Special/Zoeken.swf

thanks...

2006-09-01 19:21:59 · 28 answers · asked by pinkcloud2015 5

There is a blonde, brunette, and a red head. They all have to swim breast-stroke across the English Channel. They all start at the same time, the brunette comes first and makes a new world record! Then the red head comes an hour later, she does an ok time. Then the blonde finishes some 6 hours later.

A man asks "If you are so slow, then why did you enter the race?"

The blonde replys "Well I didn't want to say anything, but they were all using thier hands!"

2006-09-01 19:19:38 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-09-01 19:12:44 · 12 answers · asked by MissChatea 4

2006-09-01 19:10:00 · 4 answers · asked by SlipKnoT MaGGoT 666 4

Ten....One to change the bulb and nine to start a "Living in darkness" support group.

2006-09-01 19:07:56 · 5 answers · asked by opjames 4

2006-09-01 19:06:30 · 12 answers · asked by MissChatea 4

None...it turns itself in.

2006-09-01 19:04:15 · 6 answers · asked by opjames 4

What's Black when you buy it, Red when you use it and Gray when your done with it???

[FASTEST RIGHT ANSWER = BEST ANSWER POINTS!!!]

2006-09-01 18:51:43 · 12 answers · asked by monkey_man_mto 2

A girl was having a dream where she was being chased by a
lion. She ran around frantically until she found a tree that
she could climb. She climbed as high as she could, out of
reach of the lion, when she saw a snake above her. She couldn't
go up and she couldn't go down. How did she escape?

2006-09-01 18:29:19 · 16 answers · asked by sweetmommymandi 2

why do cat and dog figthing when they meet each other?

2006-09-01 18:29:01 · 8 answers · asked by Lorenzo R 1

If the Vice President dies, who goes into office?

[Fastest Right Answer = Best Answer]

2006-09-01 18:25:48 · 12 answers · asked by monkey_man_mto 2

your girlfriend/boyfriend knows how to cover herself/himself up better than a blanket does?????

2006-09-01 18:24:37 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

*riddle*
lol!

2006-09-01 18:18:51 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

help!

2006-09-01 18:16:22 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

SIPPING VODKA


A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.

After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.

The monsignor replied, " When I am worried about getting nervous On the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."

So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice.
At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink.

He proceeded to talk up a storm.

Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door:
1. Sip the vodka, don't gulp.
2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.
3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.
4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ***.
6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.
7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the spook

2006-09-01 18:13:21 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

*riddle*

2006-09-01 18:11:39 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

warning: there may be multiple answers to this question, as I didn't weave this together very thoughtfully...

2006-09-01 18:08:32 · 17 answers · asked by Display Name 3

2006-09-01 18:06:20 · 2 answers · asked by sweetmommymandi 2

My dress is silver, shimmering gray,
Spun with a blaze of garnets. I craze
Most men: rash fools I run on a road
Of rage, and cage quiet determined men.
Why they love me-lured from mind,
Stripped of strength -- remains a riddle.
If they still praise my sinuous power
When they raise high the dearest treasure,
They will find through reckless habit
Dark woe in the dregs of pleasure.

What am I?

2006-09-01 18:01:56 · 11 answers · asked by sunday girl 6

2006-09-01 17:46:05 · 16 answers · asked by Vicky 2

2006-09-01 17:45:57 · 6 answers · asked by Ibrahem 2

This a joke categpory so it should be answered as s such.

2006-09-01 17:44:21 · 4 answers · asked by fed 1