There is a blonde, brunette, and a red head. They all have to swim breast-stroke across the English Channel. They all start at the same time, the brunette comes first and makes a new world record! Then the red head comes an hour later, she does an ok time. Then the blonde finishes some 6 hours later.
A man asks "If you are so slow, then why did you enter the race?"
The blonde replys "Well I didn't want to say anything, but they were all using thier hands!"
2006-09-01 19:19:38 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh my gosh that is so freakin funny !!!!!
thanks I needed that :)
2006-09-01 19:23:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...good one...
well i have one too
once 2 blondes were withdrawing cash from the ATM machine...
so when the first blonde entered her password...the second blonde laughed and told the first blonde " i saw ur password !....its **** (star,star,star,star)...
so the first blonde replied..."nopz...ur wrong...its 3517 " ....
lol ??
2006-09-02 02:25:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh that was a good one
2006-09-02 02:26:20 · answer #3 · answered by ms.b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
true story:
Once knew a blonde who died her hair dark and called it artificial intelligence.
2006-09-02 02:23:16 · answer #4 · answered by sueflower 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice blodie jokes are the best lol
2006-09-02 02:22:26 · answer #5 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an oldie but a goodie â¥
2006-09-02 02:20:53 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha..i love blonde jokes..
2006-09-02 02:25:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh! Those cheaters! lol
2006-09-02 02:20:59 · answer #8 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no wonder Blonds have such huge boobs
2006-09-02 05:59:23 · answer #9 · answered by amit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats good, lol
2006-09-02 02:33:36 · answer #10 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that's funny!! =)
2006-09-02 02:22:14 · answer #11 · answered by ~lil' ghetto azn kid~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋