Can anyone please give me some good riddles and tongue-twisters urgently?

Question

i need it fast.please HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 1

Aha!!!! Riddles!!!!!!! Brain teasing riddles. The riddles which always compel us to think that the asker is superior to us in some respects. When I was kid and I used to surprise how those people remember and create such riddles. I used to call them very intelligent, very special, mobile encyclopedia and many more excellent adjectives I used for them. But gradually with the passage of time and personality development, everything became clear. U can also fetch those excellent adjectives for u like supreme, very intelligent, mobile encyclopedia, creative and many more. At my time Internet was not available but now a day, Internet is a rich source of all types of information. The following links will be helpful to u to meet ur need for riddles, brainteasers etc.
http://www.justriddlesandmore.com/
http://www.contestcen.com/kidrid.htm
http://www.dltk-kids.com/games/general_jokes.htm
http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/braint.htm
http://www.allriddles.com/
http://www.riddlenut.com/
http://www.riddles.com/
http://www.basicjokes.com/riddles.php
http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showthread.php?t=28479
http://www.humorshack.com/gw/aw/hard-riddles.shtml
http://www.braingle.com/
http://www.onlyriddles.com/
http://www.eduplace.com/math/brain/index.html
http://256.com/gray/teasers/
Please visit the above pages and see if ur appetite for riddles is satiated. Have fun with friends and others. Surprise them with ur creativity. Enjoy.

Answer 2

tongue twisters
1. big bug bite big boy
2. Fred frank fried fish for frisha ,frisha frowns for fat fish frightens frisha.
3.my sun shall soon shine
riddles
what goes up and never come down {age}
where do every one visit but hate {toilet}
jokes
three men wondered in a forest and were captured by cannibals. they plead for their freedom and the king of the cannibals told them if only they could pass some test. he told to go in to the forest and get 10 fruits that looks alike. the first guy went and came back with apples , the king told him to put all the ten fruits in to his butt without any wink or sign and he will be freed. he dip the first one in painfully without a wink when he was dipping the second in the pain was too much that he scream and he was killed. The second man went into the forest and came back with ten berries. he was also asked to put them all through his butt in silence , the man thought this was simple and started dipping them in when he was about to dip the last one in he laughed and he was killed.
the first guy and the second guy met in heaven and the first guy asked the second guy why he laughed when he almost made it through then he answered "i couldn't help it ,i saw the third guy coming with pineapples."

Answer 3

A tutor who tooted the flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to their tutor:
"Is it harder to toot,
Or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

Perspicacious Polly Perkins purchased Peter's product
And peddled pickles to produce a pretty profit!

A big black bear bit a big black bug
and the big black bug bled black blood.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper Picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

She sells seashells by the seashore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
And chuck as much as a woodchuck would
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.

riddles

If there are three oranges and you take away two, how many will you have?
two because you took two.

You have two egg-timers.

One is a four-minute timer and one a seven-minute timer.

How do you measure nine minutes?

The station clock is 3 minutes fast.
The morning journey took 65 minutes, and the evening journey therefore took 52 minutes, and the train arrived 57 minutes after it should have left, that is, 3 minutes early.

What is it that no one wishes to have yet no one wishes to lose?
A bald head !!!

Answer 4

some old ones:
she sells sea shells on the sea shore

betty bought some butter, the butter was bitter,betty bought some better butter to make the bitter butter better.

how many wood would woodchuk chuk if a woodchuk would chuk wood?

Answer 5

The sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick
I ain't no fig plucker nor a fig pluckers son, but I;ll pluck figs till the fig plucker comes
I slit a sheet, A sheet I slit, upon a slitted sheet I sit.

Answer 6

betty botter bought some butter but she found the butter bitter, so she bought a bit of better butter to make the bitter butter better..

THATS THE PROPER ONE, NOT THE OTHER ONES THAT HAVE BEEN WROTE DOWN.
HAHA

BUT U CHOOSE ANYONE U LIKE.

petter piper picked a piece of pickled pepper but the pickled piece of pickled pepper petter piper picked wasnt pickeld peper so wheres the piece of pickled peper petter piper picked.

I THINK THATS HOW IT GOES.

Answer 7

A Man who was in a dream,what happened was he came in to a huge forest.while he was cutting a tree he saw the lion comming towards him . so he went up the tree by climbing it .when he went up he saw a huge snake hanging like a rope.what will the man do?

Answer 8

Khark singh ke kharkane se kharkti hain khirkian
khirkio ke kharkane se kharkta hai khark singh
To be spoken fast and loud.

Answer 9

betty bought some bitter butter, and when she saw the butter was bitter, she added some better butter to make the bitter butter better

she sells sea shells on the sea shore

selfish shelfish

what is the name of dracula and snow-woman's child?
*frostbite

Answer 10

Here's a good riddle: What do you get when you cross a dog with a tiger?
A very, nervous mailman!
(It's one of my favorites)