-When they say, "Will that be all?"--snicker and say, "We'll find out, won't we?"
-When you'ge given the price, say, "Ooooooo, that sounds complicated. I hate math."
-When listing toppings you want on your pizza, include another pizza.
-When ordering a pizza, burst out in tears every 2 minutes
-When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say, "You just don't get it, do you?"
-When they repeat your order, say, "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time."
-Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
-Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
-Say your order as fast as humanly possible.
-Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
-Mumble, "There's a bomb under your seat." When asked to repeat that, say, "I said, 'sauce smothered with meat'."
2007-12-19
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