Funny ways to annoy the pizza guy...? lol?

Question

-When they say, "Will that be all?"--snicker and say, "We'll find out, won't we?"
-When you'ge given the price, say, "Ooooooo, that sounds complicated. I hate math."
-When listing toppings you want on your pizza, include another pizza.
-When ordering a pizza, burst out in tears every 2 minutes
-When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say, "You just don't get it, do you?"
-When they repeat your order, say, "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time."
-Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
-Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
-Say your order as fast as humanly possible.
-Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
-Mumble, "There's a bomb under your seat." When asked to repeat that, say, "I said, 'sauce smothered with meat'."

Josh O--umm why dont you get the stick out of ur a$$?? I have never done any of these...i got them from this website
http://www.getannoyed.com/pizzaguy.htm

Its just a joke, chill out. and yea im sure you have spit in my pizza when you dont even know where i live.......

Answer 1

LOL omg i will soo try it . thank you. these are hilarious. in fact, i'm in a mood for ordering a pizza. i never thought of calling a fast food joint just to mess with them. i really didn't.

the funniest thing that ever happend to a pizza delivery guy is when my friend wanted to mess with him. when the delivery guy rung the door bell my friend took off his pants and answered the guy in his sponebob boxers and gave the guy a 34 cent tip. that was soo funny.

Answer 2

I got another. Order a pizza with everything on it and give the cook as hard a time as possible, changing your order when they repeat it. Do this several times and when the pizza guy comes to the door, tell them that you didn't order a pizza. =D

Answer 3

Broham... screwing with anyone involved in the process of preparing your food, before you have gotten said food, is always a bad idea.

Screwing with the pizza guy? Real bad. If it's a chain, well, you wouldn't know if they spit in your pizza anyway.
If it's a 'traditional' joint... umm... those dudes know where you live. Screwing with bitter New Yorkers or Chicago people who have your address is just lousy math.

Ever see the movie 'Waiting'? If you are doing this often (helloo-ooo, caller ID) then I'm sure you've already eaten you fair share of spit, spooge, and dish sink offal. The kid on the phone probably laughs to himself every time he sees your number.

Congrats! You deserve it!

You're probably one of those people who asks how big the twelve inch pizza is, aren't you?

EDIT: Okay, that was a little much, you're right. And I never spit in anybodies' food. Well, okay, maybe one guy. But it still isn't nice to mess with the people who feed you.

Answer 4

LOL! I've got to try the one where you want another pizza as a topping.

Answer 5

It would be funny if it weren't for the fact that the "Pizza Guy" is probably some hard working person earning minimum wage and it would not be nice to be so mean to him. (or her)

Answer 6

ya like they said. just cutting them out of life and out of your head. when i was getting over this one guy it helped not looking at what they were doing on facebook or not thinking about when we kissed for example.

Answer 7

just remember they do remember certain addresses and have been know to spit in your pizza before it gets there

Answer 8

lol- A couple of those are really good. I give you a star.

Answer 9

ha!
makes me want to order one.

Answer 10

lol.... Are you bored this afternoon or what?? I liked a lot of those... But my favorite was the last....