All categories - 29 October 2007

A guy is strolling along a sandy beach one day when he comes across
a very old bottle. He's just dusting it off when two rather tired looking
genies pop out "Two genies!" he exclaims. "That must mean six wishes!"
"Sorry, buddy, it's three or nuthin'," say the genies, "and hurry up".
The guy makes his three wishes and races off home to see if they've
been granted. He gets home and runs into his bedroom, where he finds
the most gorgeous girl he has ever seen waiting for him.
After hours of mad, passionate sex, he stumbles out of bed and
walks into the living room where he is knee deep in $1000 bills.
The guy can hardly believe his luck.
Just then there is a knock at the door. He rushes over to open it,
when two hooded KKK members throw a rope around his neck and string
him up naked until he is dead.
The two then take off their white hoods to reveal that
they are, in fact, the two genies, both looking rather puzzled.
The first genie turns to the second and says, "I can understand the
beautiful woman and all the money in the world,
by why on earth would you want to be
hung like a black man?"

2007-10-29 03:49:53 · 32 answers · asked by ♥ 2 in Jokes & Riddles

im a 34c and i want 2 b a A or B cup want can i do wit out havin surgery or pills

2007-10-29 03:49:48 · 2 answers · asked by daisy 2 in Women's Health

of no return?

2007-10-29 03:49:33 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Environment

So if they ever get divorce there will be no question about them wanting half of theur spouses retirement. I'm tired of them complaining about they gave up this and that saying how much they sacrificed following their mates while they served the military and they want half. Have the military member stay home for 1 tour and send his/her spouse. My Hats off to the Men and Women in uniform. Keep up the good work

2007-10-29 03:49:29 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

According to Persian mythology, Mithras was born of a virgin given the title 'Mother of God'. The god remained celibate throughout his life, and valued self-control, renunciation and resistance to sensuality among his worshippers. Mithras represented a system of ethics in which brotherhood was encouraged in order to unify against the forces of evil. The worshippers of Mithras held strong beliefs in a celestial heaven and an infernal hell. They believed that the benevolent powers of the god would sympathize with their suffering and grant them the final justice of immortality and eternal salvation in the world to come. They looked forward to a final day of Judgment in which the dead would resurrect, and to a final conflict that would destroy the existing order of all things to bring about the triumph of light over darkness.

Purification through a ritualistic baptism was required of the faithful, who also took part in a ceremony in which they drank wine and ate bread to symbolize the bod

2007-10-29 03:49:23 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-10-29 03:49:21 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-29 03:49:19 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

Ok so my dad was driving and had me on blue tooth cause i was asking him when he could pick me up form the party i was at. He had a hard day yesterday and someone cut him off and while they were doing so they flipped him off. So he sped up and cut them off. Then they cut him off again so he sped up a lil more and was a lil too close. And a cop pulled him over. I am still on blue tooth cause my dad never shut me off, and this cop was a real as*hole. He is like I'm gonna write you 10 tickets. I'm going to make it equal 12 points so you automatically get your lisence taken away and I am going to testify at court to make sure your license is atleast suspended. My dad goes, thats a lot, could you give me a break? And the cop goes I AM GIVING YOU A BREAK!! I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO JAIL FOR RECKLESS DRIVING!! By this time i am screaming bloody murder at the cop the most hateful words i could think of, but they couldnt hear me (thank god)...hang on there is more...

2007-10-29 03:49:16 · 15 answers · asked by Ohhemmgee_its_Angie 2 in Law Enforcement & Police

I'm in Zone 5, and Now that winter is approaching i need to know what to do with some of my perrenials. I know it depends on what kind i have, but here is my question:
In General, why is it that some say to cut down dead foliage and branches of perennial shrubs in the Winter AND some say to do it in the Spring??? What is the difference in WHEN I do it?
ALSO, when I do cut down, should I do it all the way to the ground?

2007-10-29 03:49:07 · 4 answers · asked by ladynredisme 1 in Garden & Landscape

2007-10-29 03:49:03 · 1 answers · asked by Danny 6 in Add-ons

It is a 92 Grand Am and I have had some problems in cooler weather (it isn't even cold yet!) starting my car. I might have to turn the key back wait an try again maybe 6-7 times to get it to start sometimes. (other times even when it is cold outside , it fires right up)

Today, I got in the car and I had to drive it cold. I had to pick up my daughter from school. Well, it just shut off when I was driving in a straight line! I mean, I wasn't even turning a corner and there was no sputtering or anything! It was just there and then gone! It did this 3 times on the way to the school and once I got to the school, it didn't give me any more trouble on the way back. What's wrong with my car? (besides being old) Is there a way to fix this? (besides stuffing a rag in the gas tank and lighting it?)

2007-10-29 03:48:36 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

2007-10-29 03:48:34 · 16 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-29 03:48:25 · 5 answers · asked by Eric Chua Yanshan Maynas 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-29 03:48:23 · 6 answers · asked by Eric Chua Yanshan Maynas 3 in Polls & Surveys

While there are a plethora of possibilities, what is teh worst actual name of a rock/pop group and why?

I'll start with Bow Wow Wow - I expect Snoopy, Clifford, and Odie to strut on stage. Only one hit, and they launched Boy George! They are dogs!

2007-10-29 03:48:15 · 15 answers · asked by James M 6 in Rock and Pop

This is one of the things that annoys me about the nonsensities (or dishonesty) of many atheists. Yes, it is true that Buddhism does not particularly concern itself with the question of "God". Neither do I. But to equate it with atheism is very misleading. Atheism tends to be anti-God. Not so with Buddhism. Atheists tend to be materialistic. Not so with Buddhists. A Buddhist himself put it best when he said:

"It began as a non-theistic religion, but it most certainly teaches the existence of a transcendant truth valid for all people at all times in all places and one that is not accessible empirically.

Atheism begins with the view that there is no transcendant truth available to man relative to human affairs because there is no transcendant being and that the only certain truth available to man is what he can reduce to mathematical symbol or reducible to countable matter."

2007-10-29 03:48:13 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

I would never on my life do this! I saw the movie The Hitchhiker II, I've been waiting for you. This is a scary movie.

2007-10-29 03:48:01 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Commuting

How do you figure out the square footage of something.
If you have a 1/4" x 48" x 10' slab - how may square feet is it?

2007-10-29 03:47:59 · 7 answers · asked by kimmer727 5 in Mathematics

realize that you have a addiction and admit?

2007-10-29 03:47:55 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Okay, the creationist argument is that macro evolution can't happen but micro evolution can, yet macro evolution is just a built up of microevolutionary changes.

So what exactly stops the minor changes from building up to into bigger changes?

And please don't suggest that your god prevents speciation from happening...

2007-10-29 03:47:55 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

This is one of the things that annoys me about the nonsensities (or dishonesty) of many atheists. Yes, it is true that Buddhism does not particularly concern itself with the question of "God". Neither do I. But to equate it with atheism is very misleading. Atheism tends to be anti-God. Not so with Buddhism. Atheists tend to be materialistic. Not so with Buddhists. A Buddhist himself put it best when he said:

"It began as a non-theistic religion, but it most certainly teaches the existence of a transcendant truth valid for all people at all times in all places and one that is not accessible empirically.

Atheism begins with the view that there is no transcendant truth available to man relative to human affairs because there is no transcendant being and that the only certain truth available to man is what he can reduce to mathematical symbol or reducible to countable matter."

2007-10-29 03:47:54 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

A blonde buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to lottery headquarters to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The blonde says, "I want my $20 million." The man replied, "No, sorry lady. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years." The blonde said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it." Again, the man explain that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years. The blonde, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!"

2007-10-29 03:47:49 · 26 answers · asked by ♥ 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I mean if you count your caloties in half and not eat after 6pm can u lose weight??

2007-10-29 03:47:44 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

just wondering the opinions of all men out there-
if you met someone say internet/out and about etc and she was pregnant but you liked her would you date her?,IF the father to be was out of the picture or didnt want anything to do with the baby would you get in a relationship with her?

2007-10-29 03:47:42 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

My old computer was a windows 2000. I decided to trash my old computer and get two new computers (college student is the reason) I bought an XP laptop and a Vista desktop. I have had them both about three months. When I realized that I wanted to scan something I noticed that Id lost the installation cd. It could have very well been thrown out with the old computer by mistake. I have been told that installation disks werent always needed for things like printers and cameras and things. I tried connecting my printer to the vista first. It said recognized new printer HP 1410 at the bottom of the screen but when I tried to use it it wouldnt work. I then tried to hook it up to the XP. It right away asked for the installation disk. The scanner/printer isnt even a good year old yet but Im really good at getting rid of everything that comes with things like this (foolishly thinking its nothing but clutter) so I cant even find the manual that would help me figure out what to do. Help if you can

2007-10-29 03:47:40 · 2 answers · asked by Jelly 1 in Scanners

I just got my first credit card about a month ago, but I was wondering if I should wait for the bill to come in the mail..or go ahead and pay it online now? On the website, there isn't even a payment due date yet..so I don't think it needs to be paid anytime too soon, but if paying it online will help my credit a little then I'll go for it. Thanks for any help

2007-10-29 03:47:30 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Credit

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One stops and says to the other:

''Does this taste funny to you?''



The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"

The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."

The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!"

The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"




One day a medical professor and his class were standing over a corpse and the professor said, ''There are two things to being a medical forensicist. First: Don't fear anything.''

After saying that, the professor shoved his middle finger up the corpse's anus and licked it. He then told the class to do the same.

After hesitating, they all did it.

''Next,'' the professor said, ''you have to have a key observation finger. Thus, I licked my index finger.''


A man's house is on fire. He runs out of the house with his son and tells him to wait outside. Then he runs back in and gets is daughter and brings her outside. Then his wife. Then the dog. Then he goes back in a couple of times without bringing out anybody.

So a fireman asks him, "Why are you going back in there?"

The man replies, "I'm turning over my mother in law."

2007-10-29 03:47:20 · 8 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-29 03:47:15 · 6 answers · asked by sunnyleithboy 1 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

2007-10-29 03:47:11 · 8 answers · asked by kjjpa5 1 in Desktops

2007-10-29 03:47:10 · 3 answers · asked by wonder 2 in Maintenance & Repairs