All categories - 27 October 2007

2007-10-27 23:59:37 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Tell them they must have the wrong number, only god lives here

When they call back, Tell them this is the devil’s residence

Tell them she/he can’t come to the phone right now as they are in deep meditation and may stay that way for days.

Start telling them about the wonderful encyclopedias you have in stock.

Start telling them your life story

Tell them about your intense hatred for salespeople, then ask where they live

Reply to all their questions in song

Ask for someone who can translate pig Latin, as you speak no other language

Hand the phone to the youngest member of the house (under 5)

As soon as they name the corporation they represent begin barking relentlessly

Start trying to give them a psychological analysis

Demand that they refer to you as Dr. Chopsticks

Proudly describe what you found in your ear this morning

Ask them what color underwear they are wearing today

Describe your socks in detail

Interrupt them repeatedly to describe the beauty of your new toaster

2007-10-27 23:59:35 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-27 23:59:18 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

2007-10-27 23:58:49 · 12 answers · asked by vorlando90 3 in Baseball

The first chip is an amd opteron dual core 2.0ghz processor 1000mhz fsb and the second chip is an Intel xeon 3.6ghz 800fsb if that helps. Does it depend on what my application is for or one or the other is just simply faster and better. Thanks.

2007-10-27 23:56:54 · 1 answers · asked by Jack O 1 in Desktops

Let's say that a person is truly upright and looking to learn new ideas, who would be some of the best people be to add to one's contact list with respect to politics (Middle East and Asian affairs)?

I would like to find and read their questions and comments.

I think what democracy is all about is the free sharing of ideas among people and the common will to do good in the world.

I would like to add people who either are already involved in political decision making at the highest of levels and/or people who are educated on the issues both Democrat and Republican.

While I am opinionated, I should and hope to try my best to be open-minded and to listen to all ideas.

I feel that by being open to people, we learn. I and a few friends of mine hope to do our part to make this world a better place for all people. Thank you!

Max
peace negotiator


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2007-10-27 23:56:53 · 6 answers · asked by peacenegotiator 3 in Politics

Jerome is an elderly man who lives with his nephew, Philip. Jerome is totally dependent on Philip’s support. Phillip tells Jerome that unless Jerome transfers a tract of land he owns to Philip for a price 15% below market value, Philip will no longer support and take care of him. Jerome enters into the contract. Discuss whether Jerome can set aside this contract.

2007-10-27 23:56:45 · 2 answers · asked by shawnta e 1 in Law & Ethics

2007-10-27 23:56:16 · 17 answers · asked by parikshit p 1 in Dogs

Is there a device that allows me to connect a wireless device to an RJ45 socket in the wall...?

2007-10-27 23:56:13 · 2 answers · asked by FKS 1 in Computer Networking

i live in texas cst time,when i got up this morning,i noticed that may cell phone had updated an hour early than may other clocks.

2007-10-27 23:55:45 · 11 answers · asked by stan-the-man 1 in Other - News & Events

Are you SURE that this is what you want?

Senator Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign is gaining fans, even on the West Bank.
“I hope Hillary is elected in order to have the occasion to carry out all the promises she is giving regarding Iraq,” said Ala Senakreh, West Bank chief of the Al Aqsa Martyrs Brigade, a Palestinian terror group. “President Clinton wanted to give the Palestinians 98 percent of the West Bank territories. I hope Hillary will move a step forward and will give the Palestinians all their rights.”“All Americans must vote Democrat,” insisted Jihad Jaara, an exiled Al Aqsa agent who commanded 2002’s siege of Bethlehem’s Church of the Nativity.
http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=23056#continueA

2007-10-27 23:55:23 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

when i start i will be making £1,384 per month, im signing up for 4 years i was thinking of £250 per month for 4 years and hopefully have £10,000 , what would you do lol? more ? add keiran_tin@yahoo.com or keiran_tin@hotmail.com

2007-10-27 23:53:34 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

I love it, but my partner is worried that it's a bit too posh-sounding for a kid. Just thought we'd get a straw poll of opinions!

thanks

2007-10-27 23:53:21 · 15 answers · asked by christiaanmorgan 2 in Baby Names

the odour from the downstairs toilet where visitors go is sometimes dreadful. He does not spray the room after use. Is there something on the market I can put in the bathroom that is very effective.

2007-10-27 23:53:09 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Men's Health

2007-10-27 23:52:26 · 41 answers · asked by Mic 5 in Polls & Surveys

there are a number of unproven answers for this , but i would like to know why and when it was named a painter. thanks

2007-10-27 23:52:04 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Boats & Boating

it's a bit funny but eversince that controversial tape of confessions by some VHP workers has come out in the open, suddenly HINDUS have started giving unsolicited explanations and are doing all sorts of odd things they can, to prove they don't support NARENDRA MODI, all this in a preempt that we muslims don't start equating modi and his likes with all hindus. Not that their efforts are going unnoticed but i wonder, this is exactly what many muslims tried to do after the 9/11 but somehow non muslims, especially hindus did'nt want to see reason. so much so that even today, 6 years later, on a popular discussion forum like yahoo q/a, so much filth is spitted and vomited about islam, all in the name of concern for human rights? If they don't like us painting all hindus with the same colour that we have or will be using to paint narendra modi and his gang , how can they equate OSAMA with ISLAM? If they can or will continue to do then we can't help following them!!

2007-10-27 23:51:29 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

what pisses me off is there are soo many giant SUV's on the road and the people that own these SUV's are NOT doing their part in conserving and they are the reason why the cost of gas is too high, ITS NOT FAIR that I have to pay $3 a gallon when i drive a Honda Civic and I conserve and drive less!

2007-10-27 23:50:47 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Conservation

a wealthy life with no friends or an ok life with good friends.

2007-10-27 23:50:03 · 35 answers · asked by @NGEL B@BY 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-27 23:49:20 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

"And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie."
– 2 Thessalonians 2.11

2007-10-27 23:47:33 · 12 answers · asked by Y!A-FOOL 5 in Religion & Spirituality

The actual DEVIL came to me in a dream. It was satan him/herself that visited me that night. No imagination, no creation of the mind. Satan himself. Would you believe me and what to do if the devil came to you in a dream? I think it was a prophetic warning.

2007-10-27 23:47:17 · 10 answers · asked by jr 2 in Religion & Spirituality

........what kind of music do you listen to?

2007-10-27 23:46:52 · 21 answers · asked by alsdkjf 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-27 23:46:42 · 6 answers · asked by bubnkez 2 in Religion & Spirituality

Were you a member of a Boy or Girl Scout Troop growing up? If you were what was the best part of that experiance? If it was the camping... was it with the troop at a local camp area ....or was it your trip to a BSA Council Orgainized Camp Area? How many of you did your first service to the community as a member of a scout troop? Or took you first steps at fund raising in support of your troop? Do you still actively support scouting in your area? How sucessful is your local troop or council today?

2007-10-27 23:45:27 · 2 answers · asked by recallthis2004 3 in Mental Health

2007-10-27 23:45:26 · 6 answers · asked by obi 1 in Los Angeles

having forced a friend to eat something she knew was not to their taste , do you think she sould be rewarded with a best answer or publicly shamed ....?

2007-10-27 23:45:04 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lebanon

do daddy do something about that or put his fat asss on couch and watch nascar?

2007-10-27 23:45:02 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Parenting

2007-10-27 23:45:00 · 25 answers · asked by Mic 5 in Polls & Surveys