A blonde buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to lottery headquarters to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The blonde says, "I want my $20 million." The man replied, "No, sorry lady. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years." The blonde said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it." Again, the man explain that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years. The blonde, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!"
2007-10-29 03:47:49 · 26 answers · asked by ♥ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
dumb blonde!!
hahaha!!
good one!!
2007-10-29 23:15:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
typical blonde, id settle with the million a year! have a star!
2007-10-29 15:39:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naa not funny.
Although I like the way you tried to change the joke from blonde girl to blonde guy lol even though you failed miserably =]
2007-10-29 10:52:49 · answer #3 · answered by Dwain A 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
hehehe, i'll give her a dollar for that ticket, pmsl hun
star time
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2007-10-29 12:56:31 · answer #4 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Give her a dollar, keep the ticket, lol.!!!
Good one so 10/10.!!!
Cheers.!!!
2007-10-29 12:05:58 · answer #5 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2007-10-29 10:51:31 · answer #6 · answered by holly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-29 12:27:17 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
typical blonde
2007-10-29 10:58:19 · answer #8 · answered by mal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pmsl very good
2007-10-29 10:55:01 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think thats really nasty im blonde and i wouldnt say anything like that!!
2007-10-29 10:53:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, she really was a blonde wasn't she, roflmao
starred
2007-10-29 12:40:47 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋