A selection of jokes: funny or not?

Question

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One stops and says to the other:

''Does this taste funny to you?''



The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"

The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."

The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!"

The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"




One day a medical professor and his class were standing over a corpse and the professor said, ''There are two things to being a medical forensicist. First: Don't fear anything.''

After saying that, the professor shoved his middle finger up the corpse's anus and licked it. He then told the class to do the same.

After hesitating, they all did it.

''Next,'' the professor said, ''you have to have a key observation finger. Thus, I licked my index finger.''


A man's house is on fire. He runs out of the house with his son and tells him to wait outside. Then he runs back in and gets is daughter and brings her outside. Then his wife. Then the dog. Then he goes back in a couple of times without bringing out anybody.

So a fireman asks him, "Why are you going back in there?"

The man replies, "I'm turning over my mother in law."

Answer 1

pmsl good one xxx

Answer 2

well done 10 out of 10

Answer 3

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

Answer 4

some people must not really like the mother-in-law

Answer 5

Ha ha ha.!!!
Good ones there.!!!
10/10.!!!
I like my Mother-in-law.!!!
She's okay.!!!

Answer 6

good one

Answer 7

Good one. Thanks for sharing. lol

Answer 8

Thanks for the laugh. lol