All categories - 23 October 2007

I've recently encountered my second hit-and-run instance, and unfortunately my car is somewhat expensive to repair. So, I'm wondering if I should submit a claim with my insurance company to repair it, or try to fix it on my own. I'm told that a hit-and-run isn't a point against me, but that the insurance company may still find reason to raise my rates.

2007-10-23 11:24:35 · 9 answers · asked by Chong P 1 in Insurance & Registration

One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business.
While she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided to play a joke on her. They skinned a rabbit and snuck up on the blonde, put the guts behind her and ran back to the campsite. Three minutes later they heard a scream.

Then they waited another half an hour and the blonde came back, sweating. She said, "I had to poop so hard I pooped my guts out. But with the grace of God and these two fingers, I think I got them back in."

2007-10-23 11:24:17 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

* Nike Condoms: Just do it.
* Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
* Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
* Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
* Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
* Flinstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.
* Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for a woman.
* Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
* Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
* Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock.
* Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?
* New York Lotto Condoms: 'Cause hey -- you never know.
* California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
* Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
* EverReady Condoms: Keeps going and going ...
* KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
* Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing.
* Microsoft Condoms - Where do you want to go today?
* Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.
* Campbells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.
* Timex: Takes a licking and keep on ticking.
* McDonald's: Over 1 billion served.
* Volkswagon: Drivers wanted.
* Porsche: There is no substitute
* What was that brand of women's high heel shoe?: Looks like a pump, feels like a sneaker.
* Quaker Oats: Do the right thing.
* Life Cereal: He Like's It! He Like's It!
* Johnson & Johnson: No more tears...
* Wheaties Condoms: Condom of Champions

2007-10-23 11:24:16 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-23 11:24:08 · 29 answers · asked by ♥ Victoria ♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

its unfair to the unmarried person.

2007-10-23 11:24:05 · 17 answers · asked by leaf 1 in Marriage & Divorce

33 Senators Voted Against English as America 's Official Language June 6, 2007
On Wed, 6 Jun 2007 23:35:23 -0500, "Colonel Harry Riley USA (Ret)" wrote:

Senators,

Your vote against an amendment to the Immigration Bill 1348, to make English America's official language is astounding. On D-Day no less when we honor those that sacrificed in order to secure the bedrock character and principles of America . I can only surmise your vote reflects a loyalty to illegal aliens.

I don't much care where you come from, what your religion is, whether you're black, white or some other color, male or female, Democrat, Republican or Independent, but I do care when you're a United States Senator, representing citizens of America and vote against English as the official language of the United States.

Your vote reflects betrayal, political surrender, violates your pledge of allegiance, dishonors historical principle, rejects patriotism, borders on traitorous action and, in my opinion, makes you unfit to serve as a United States Senator... impeachment, recall, or other appropriate action is warrented.

Worse, 4 of you voting against English as America 's official language are presidential candidates: Senator Biden, Senator Clinton, Senator Dodd, and Senator Obama.

Those 4 Senators vying to lead America but won't or don't have the courage to cast a vote in favor of English as America's official language when 91% of American citizens want English officially designated as our language.

This is the second time in the last several months this list of Senators have disgraced themselves as political hacks... unworthy as Senators and certainly unqualifed to serve as President of the United States.

If America is as angry as I am, you will realize a back-lash so stunning it will literally rock you out of your panties... and preferably, totally out of the United States Senate.

The entire immigration bill is a farce... your action only confirms this really isn't about America ; it's about self-serving politics... despicable at best.
"Never argue with an idiot; they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience." ~ anonymous
The following senators voted against making English the official language of America :
Akaka (D-HI)
Bayh (D-IN)
Biden (D-DE) Wants to be President?
Bingaman (D-NM)
Boxer (D-CA) < BR>Cantwell (D-WA)
Clinton (D-NY) Wants to be President?
Dayton (D-MN)
Dodd (D-CT) Wants to be President?
Domenici (R-NM) Coward, protecting his Senate seat...
Durbin (D-IL)
Feingold (D-WI) Not unusual for him
Feinstein (D-CA)
Harkin (D-IA)
Inouye (D-HI)
Jeffords (I-VT)
Kennedy (D-MA)
Kerry (D-MA) Wanted to be President
Kohl (D-WI)
Lautenberg (D-NJ)
Leahy (D-VT)
Levin (D-MI)
Lieberman (D-CT) Disappointment here.....
Menendez (D-NJ)
Mikulski (D-MD)
Murray (D-WA)
Obama (D-IL) Wants to be President?
Reed (D-RI)
Reid (D-NV) Senate Majority Leader
Salazar (D-CO)
Sarbanes (D-MD)
Schumer (D-NY)
Stabenow (D-M)
"Congressmen who willfully take actions during wartime that damage morale, and undermine the military are saboteurs and should be arrested, exiled or hanged."
~ President Abraham Lincoln " Amen

2007-10-23 11:24:04 · 19 answers · asked by xenypoo 7 in Politics

Turn a family member in that had outstanding warrants for felony charges? Would it depend on the situation, like for example if they were dangerous? Would you never do it, if not why not? Thanks. Just curious. If you have turned someone in, details would be appreciated. Best answer will be chosen by me and get my point of view on this question.

2007-10-23 11:23:59 · 9 answers · asked by Sweetness 6 in Law Enforcement & Police

and i'm doing it on european schools vs. american schools. does anyone know where i can find information comparing these and what should i write about? thanks in advance!

2007-10-23 11:23:51 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

ok im nearly 26 weeks pregnant and some days my baby wont stoping moveing and kicking but other days he hardly moves at all. is this normal?

2007-10-23 11:23:42 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

First off... my husband and I are trying for #2 and I am 5 days late for visit from AF. I am having a lot of lower back pain and my stomach feels upset. Not like cramps or anything. AF was due on 10/19 and on 10/20 I had cramps and back pain. I am having absolutely nothing now... I mean nothing. No discharge or anything. I always have normal periods and they are always on the 19th of the month. I have never missed any or had my cycle change on me. I have been experiencing more frequent urination... but it is like I have to pee but then I don't pee very much at all. I know it is not a UTI or bladder or kidney infection, as I have had those before and is different. One minute I am cold and the next burning up. Also I have been dizzy and have no appetite. I am experiencing headaches and some nausea. I have taken 3 HPT's and all BFN! I tested on 10/21,22 and 23. Took the one today in AM (first pee). I know to be patient and I am not under stress. I just wanted to ask some opinions!!!!

2007-10-23 11:23:41 · 5 answers · asked by pink toes #3 2 in Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

I just tested positive for group B strep. I'm 37.5 weeks pregnant with my first baby, and I've read up on the bacteria and have learned a lot, but there is still something I'm curious about. I have heard of some women losing their mucus plug days or even up to a week before delivery, and I understand that the mucus plug is a protective barrier for the baby. If I lose my mucus plug, should I go straight to the hospital for antibiotics? Or is the baby okay until I am fully in labour? Please any advice would be helpful

2007-10-23 11:23:27 · 4 answers · asked by krisindeed 3 in Pregnancy

OK here is the deal - I am sewing a costume for my Daughter for Halloween
The material is a little thick - its kinda like a Polyester Blend - it feels like Fleece - its very soft but is thinner than fleece actually
I tried sewing on regular cotton material and I didn't have ANY problems - but when I sew on the Costume Material - my thread either breaks or the seams skips really bad and also the needle has gotten stuck in the material - I know for sure it must be the material - cause the machine is threaded right - but I have tried everything- I have changed my needles 5 times using different sizes - even a Jeans Needle and nothing helps - I have even changed the settings on the machine with the tension and nothing helps
Any suggestions - What settings should the machine be set to and what needle do you suggest for medium thick fabric - (its not too thick)
Could it be the thread ?? I am just using regular cotton thread - should I be using something thicker ?
Thanks in advance

2007-10-23 11:23:27 · 5 answers · asked by Photogra-mama 4 in Hobbies & Crafts

2007-10-23 11:23:25 · 1 answers · asked by MARLA M 1 in Other - Society & Culture

Email me and I'll send you a picture but she is kinda colored like german sheppard, only 11 weeks old but probably will be a medium sized dog, has a lab-ish face and (get this) a pig tail! Haha! Its curls twice! Pug? I have no clue but really am curious what she is! LIke I said email me and I'll send you a picture!

2007-10-23 11:22:59 · 4 answers · asked by mommy_shanna 1 in Dogs

I am 15 Weeks pregnant and I know that at a certain time you are not supposed to sleep on your back.... when should i stop? Oh and i dont lay like that all night, mostly on my stomach, but sometimes i may turn on my back.... when should i not?

2007-10-23 11:22:54 · 7 answers · asked by Feli 2 in Pregnancy

A man walks into a bar one day and asks, "Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside?"

"Yeah, I do!" a biker says, standing up. "What about it?"

"Well, I think my chihuahua just killed him..."

"What are you talkin' about?!" the biker says, disbelievingly. "How could your little runt kill my rottweiler?"

"Well, it seems he got stuck in your dog's throat!"

2007-10-23 11:22:45 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

If good then say why, if not so good, then say why. Briefly please.

2007-10-23 11:22:40 · 11 answers · asked by All That Glitters isn't Gold 5 in Singles & Dating

"Aside from your stubborn perseverance of misinformation "



someone said that to me and im not sure what it means exactly

2007-10-23 11:22:35 · 5 answers · asked by browneyedbeauty5 2 in Words & Wordplay

Me and my boyfriend were messing around. It was about 5 days before my period. He was fingering me and touching himself at the same time. then he touched me with the hand he was touching himself. I have sinse then had a period. It started on the 31st day of my cycle. I am currently still on my period on the 5th day of my cycle. It has been heavy and dark and seems normal. Do you think I could be pregnant still??

2007-10-23 11:22:33 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

I want to say I attack you.
I already have Peteo, which I assume is right.
How do I say you?

2007-10-23 11:22:32 · 4 answers · asked by Princessofpie 3 in Homework Help

I want to chnage my name, and I was told that I didnt have to go to court to do so. And that I simply just did it through social security, by getting them to change my name legally.

Is this true.? and if so , how does all of this work? time it takes? any information you can give me on this Please.

2007-10-23 11:22:29 · 4 answers · asked by redd1673 1 in Government

I am a freshman in college. I am 18 years old. I attend a community in the Sacramento area. Can someone please give me an outline of what i need to do to become a Pharmacist. What courses do i need to take now and next year. Am I in Pre-Pharm right now? What is Pre-Pharm? After how long do i wait before i apply to pharmacy school? Which schools near me have a Pharmacy program? I know of UOP(University of the Pacific in Stockton, CA) and UCSF (University of California San Francisco). Any other ones. What should i do now to help me get accepted in Pharmacy school? I am registering for classes for my Spring 2008 semester, What classes should I take? Please Help.

2007-10-23 11:22:29 · 2 answers · asked by basketballfan 1 in Higher Education (University +)

He was a private in the United States Army during World War II.

2007-10-23 11:22:23 · 5 answers · asked by Dwayne R 1 in Trivia

OK, I'm dangerously close to buying a ps3, and i was just wondering about the memory system. I plan on buying the 60 gig, and I know you can save games on the hard drive. But I heard somewhere that you can also save games on a Flash drive. I'm not sure, but isn't a flash drive those little memory sticks that plug into USB ports on most electronics? I heard you can save games on those. But someone else told me that you have to buy a ps3 memory card, which i've never seen before and doubt they even make any. So can someone please tell me as much as you can about the memory situation?

2007-10-23 11:22:08 · 2 answers · asked by EJ 1 in PlayStation

any ideas or experiences..i am a practice assisatant. i work 2 jobs. my part time job we are under staffed and constantly new addition to our work load is being added with no compensation. and my full time job is very laid back,but after my trail period i was suppost to recieve a raise and i took some training that should have up my pay. would it be wrong of me to goto human resources or should i talk with my boss directly?

2007-10-23 11:22:03 · 2 answers · asked by melc 3 in Health Care

Well, I'm learning acoustic guitar, so that I can move on to Electric, and the thing is, in my family, we all are generally good at an instrument or are absolutely hopeless, and I want your opinion to whether or not I should keep trying:
I started 4 days ago. I know the names of the strings, I can play three chords (C, A and G). I'm learning one or two a day, and am picking it up pretty quickly. I can play Mary Had a Little Lamb, and can tune the guitar. (Well, with an automatic tuner I have). I love it and practice for about an hour every day, and my fingers hurt soooo bad!
I can read tablatures, and the thingees for chords, but have no idea how to read actual guitar music, I can read singing sheet music only.
I'm planning on learning after I have 5 chords, (CAGED), because until then, I think that it'd be fairly useless.
I'm teaching myself by the way, and am mainly using the internet to find information.
What do you think?
Am I moving too slowly to ever be really good?

2007-10-23 11:21:58 · 6 answers · asked by cambrexia 4 in Performing Arts

i had just started to show the guy that i like that i liked him when he got in a fight. i am so sure he liked me. he got suspended for defending his defenseless brother in a fight. now he may be on emergency expulsion for all the other stuff hes been involved in.

2007-10-23 11:21:56 · 8 answers · asked by on and on we go 3 in Singles & Dating

I saw a wedding photograph of his -- and it looked like the ceremony took place inside a Catholic church.

2007-10-23 11:21:52 · 8 answers · asked by SoxFan 2 in Baseball

2007-10-23 11:21:47 · 12 answers · asked by carlita S 2 in Other - Ireland

I hear stories of people who are somewhat obese and didn't know they pregnant and then blammo - they have a baby. Is there any documentation of oblivious pregnancies?

2007-10-23 11:21:35 · 5 answers · asked by dorisafinkasaurus 1 in Pregnancy