A man walks into a bar one day and asks, "Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside?"
"Yeah, I do!" a biker says, standing up. "What about it?"
"Well, I think my chihuahua just killed him..."
"What are you talkin' about?!" the biker says, disbelievingly. "How could your little runt kill my rottweiler?"
"Well, it seems he got stuck in your dog's throat!"
2007-10-23 11:22:45 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lm tempted to burst out laffing but i recall what happened last time
oh what, just noticed , l got a bit of gooey stilton stuck in the catch on the lid
you still get the star though
2007-10-23 11:57:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
A guy sees a sign in front of a house in cardiff : "Talking Dog for Sale."
He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks. "Sure do." he dog replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The dog looks up and says, "Well, I discovered my gift of talking pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the MI5 about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running.
"The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. The owner says, "Ten quid."
The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Cause he's a liar. He didn't do any of that sh*t."
2007-10-23 20:18:06 · answer #2 · answered by daffydd max 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-23 20:18:18 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite funny yes.
2007-10-23 18:25:02 · answer #4 · answered by Kyran S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats horrible! Your poor dog! Did this really happen? Thats harsh! I sympathise with your loss :(
2007-10-23 18:25:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
That is believable, lol.!!!
Good one Raindrops.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers Lady.!!!
2007-10-23 23:56:55 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-10-23 18:35:03 · answer #7 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
liked that >>>>star
2007-10-24 03:33:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the poor dog. lol
2007-10-24 04:18:35 · answer #9 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-10-24 06:14:17 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋