* Nike Condoms: Just do it.
* Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
* Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
* Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
* Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
* Flinstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.
* Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for a woman.
* Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
* Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
* Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock.
* Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?
* New York Lotto Condoms: 'Cause hey -- you never know.
* California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
* Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
* EverReady Condoms: Keeps going and going ...
* KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
* Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing.
* Microsoft Condoms - Where do you want to go today?
* Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.
* Campbells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.
* Timex: Takes a licking and keep on ticking.
* McDonald's: Over 1 billion served.
* Volkswagon: Drivers wanted.
* Porsche: There is no substitute
* What was that brand of women's high heel shoe?: Looks like a pump, feels like a sneaker.
* Quaker Oats: Do the right thing.
* Life Cereal: He Like's It! He Like's It!
* Johnson & Johnson: No more tears...
* Wheaties Condoms: Condom of Champions
2007-10-23 11:24:16 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahaha its so true. They sound like jingles for condoms.
2007-10-23 11:26:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LG Condoms: Life's Good
Army Condoms: There's Stong, Then There's Army Strong
Timex Condoms: Takes a Lickin' and keeps on Tickin;!!!!!!!!
2007-10-23 11:28:40 · answer #2 · answered by gabound75 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
burger king - have it your way
kfc- finger lickin' good
hertz - you can rent a lot more than a car
hertz - we'll pick you up
dodge - ram tough
at&t - reach out and touch someone
visa - it's everywhere you want it to be
bounty - the quicker picker upper
brylcreem - a little dab' ll do ya
microsoft - where do you want to go today?
disney - the happiest place on earth
kellogg - snap crackle and pop!
m&m- melts in your mouth, not in your hands
maxwell house - good to the last drop
milk- got milk?
meow mix - so good cats ask for it by name
state farm - like a good neighbor it's there
all state - your in good hands
american express - don't leave home without it
i didnt want to type the word condom over and over but you get the idea...
2007-10-23 11:32:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Why only corporations? Candidates get campaign contributions from a variety of K Street lobbyists, not only from lobbyists for corporations? Is the reason that you pick on corporations is because you think that corporations are the only evil in our society?
2016-04-10 00:37:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alka-Seltzer condoms: Plop plop, fizz fizz -- you know "fizz fizz?"
No? Oh well. Had to be there I guess.
Viagra Condoms: "See your doctor if you experience an erection lasting more than four hours." You're weak, Anthony.
Hot Pockets Condoms. Get it? Hot pocket? Cause it's like a Pocket? Hot? No?
Screw it. I'm going home.
2007-10-23 11:40:22 · answer #5 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Wheatie condoms?! now there's an idea! maybe i just like the champion part?!
2007-10-23 11:34:36 · answer #6 · answered by Ronni 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-23 13:04:52 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! You need to take this to an ad agency! You've got talent dude.
How about this one?
Detrol - Gotta go, Gotta go, Gotta go right now. Gotta go, Gotta go, Gotta go!
Wendy's - I got your beef, but hold the queef!
2007-10-23 11:28:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL. Wow...I feel awkwardly stupid for laughing at condoms.
2007-10-23 11:39:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
buy a pair of shoes and get a box of 12?
2007-10-23 11:27:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋