A guy died and woke up to find he was in Hell. He was really depressed as he stood in the processing line waiting to talk to an admittance counselor. He thought to himself, "I know I led a wild life, but I wasn't that bad. I never thought it would come to this."
Looking up he saw that it was his turn to be processed into Hell. With fear and a heavy heart, he walked up to the counselor.
The counselor said, "What's the problem, you look depressed?"
The man responded, "Well, what do you think? I'm in Hell."
The counselor said, "Hell's not so bad, we actually have a lot of fun. Do you like to drink?"
The man said, "Sure, I love to drink."
The counselor replied, "Well then, you are going to love Mondays. On Mondays we drink up a storm. You can have whiskey, rum, tequila, beer, whatever you want and as much as you want. We party all night long. You'll love Mondays. Do you smoke?"
The man said, "Yes, as a matter of fact I do."
2007-09-20
16:35:29
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