How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
2007-09-20 16:35:18 · 6 answers · asked by icecream1343 2 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
7 trees.
2007-09-20 16:42:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck as much wood as he could, which would all depend on the weight of the wood and how good the ground was on which he stood.
2007-09-20 23:40:55 · answer #2 · answered by Ghost Shrimp Fan 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
He would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2007-09-20 23:38:35 · answer #3 · answered by becesque 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah well,
Betty bought a bit of butter, but the butter was to bitter, so Betty bought another bit of butter to make the bitter butter better.
:-)
2007-09-20 23:46:07 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How much news can an Agnew choose if an Agnew could choose news? (From "Laugh In," but the Agnew already dates me.)
2007-09-20 23:42:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
None if he has a phlegmatic personality
2007-09-20 23:45:38 · answer #6 · answered by I Love Jesus 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋