All categories - 15 September 2007

Who are you?

2007-09-15 08:56:45 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Visual Arts

2007-09-15 08:56:34 · 25 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

I found this forum board and i have been posting there for about 2 months. I've meet some great people via this forum especially this one poster. He seems soo cool and smart, i was thinking that he would be a cool friend to gain.

The problem is that i'm too nosey and curious for my own good, i can't help it. I typed in this user name and found out that has been posting on a white supermacist site. The thing is i'm black. I know it him because he has stated the same facts in both of his profiles.

I have become on such good terms with term that i've given him my email address.

What should i do now???

I promise top point for the answerer who helps me out the most, thanks

2007-09-15 08:56:33 · 18 answers · asked by Blackout 2 in Etiquette

When I was a kid my parents never let us have pets. They kept a relatively clean house and always refused to put up with the mess that animals make; also, my brother and I were bad enough. I always complained that I wanted a pet and couldn't understand Mom and Dad's logic against it -- until now. Today, as an adult in a house full of filthy animals, I see my parents' point of view.
My wife is a big animal lover and has passed this trait to our nine-year-old daughter. To date we have one dog, three cats, two birds, one hamster, and nine goldfish. At one time we had four birds and twelve hamsters. At the time I started to cohabitate with my wife -- about ten years ago, when I was thirty-two -- she had only two cats and two birds, and I think my stepson had hamsters or mice. Other than the occasional cat hair in the butter dish or skidmarks on my pillowcase, I tolerated the mess. (Being in a new relationship, one doesn't always ***** and complain a lot if one wants to get laid.) I think the first time I lost it was when my wife hung the birdcage from the kitchen ceiling and the birds would flutter around, their feathers, food, and fecal matter leaving the cage and landing wherever... sometimes in the dinner I was ready to eat.
But that was nothing compared with my life these days. And it's not only the freaky fecal episodes of the animals that bother me. Growing up, the only time I experienced fecal matter in the house was in the bathroom. Today I experience it everywhere. I'm no angel, and I will admit that living with my gas attacks is no picnic, and that I can destroy a toilet with the best of them; but my wife and my daughter and the all the animals are driving me nuts.
The Wife. A lot of women are shy about shitting and farting in front of others, especially their significant other. I once dated a girl for five years and never recall hearing her fart; I don't think she ever dropped a load. I like that sort of woman. Don't get me wrong -- I enjoy a good tale from a female, but I prefer the woman I live with and **** to be fecal free. Well, after over ten years together, my wife has no shame in ripping massive farts and leaving skid marks on the toilet seat; and believe me, she can stink up a bathroom as good as any man.
The Child. A few years back I told P how my wife was always the one on cleanup detail after our daughter dropped a loaf. Our daughter is now nine years old and finally she wipes her own ***; but she will only use wet wipes. Since we don't want a garbage can full of stinky, ****-crusted wipes, we buy the "flushable wipes," and those suckers ain't cheap. This damn wet wipe addiction is forcing my daughter into a life of Shameful Shitting. It seems that nearly every time I pick her up from school she wants to rush home immediately due to the fact that she was been "holding it" all day. She just refuses to use the dry toilet paper at school. I love the child and want her to be happy, but I have certainly survived using dry paper for over forty years... and those flushable wet wipes are expensive...
The Dog. Dixie, our four-year-old sheltie, rarely has an accident. I can't remember the last time she **** in the house -- probably not since she was a pup. This dog can really hold a load and has an iron bladder; I've witnessed her go up to eighteen hours without pissing. My problem with the dog is that she shits ALL OVER the yard. Instead of squatting and dropping a pile, Dixie will drop a nugget, move a foot, drop a nugget, move a foot, and continue this up to twenty times per defecation. The dog spends a fair amount of time outside and when she sees a stranger or hears something odd she will run around like a maniac, galloping through her own ****, mud, and whatever else is on the ground. The dog will then come into the house, run on the carpet, and jump on the furniture and the beds with her dookie-covered paws. What burns me is that my wife has the nerve to ***** me out if I walk on the carpet with my shoes on -- even after I wiped them. The only other thing about this dog is that Dixie is a cat **** eater. I have on occasion caught her with her head in the litter box. We feed the dog well, but I guess kitty poop is a doggie delicacy.
Cat One. Max is fourteen years old, blind, and has chronic diarrhea. The vet told my wife four years ago to put Max to sleep and out of his misery; but the wife just won't submit. This cat can really blast *** -- once he shot a watery load all over the side of the dryer about two feet from the ground. This cat shits and pukes everywhere. He tries to make it to the litter box but often he "craps out" or gets confused. About a month ago my wife spent $700 on a new living room chair that has now become Max's favorite spot to sleep. I have witnessed him use the litter box and immediately head for this new chair, his *** hair crusted in liquid poop. The cat also uses the new chair as a scratching post and has already frayed several threads.
Cat Two. Ziggy is an outdoor cat. He only has three legs -- he lost a front leg to cancer about four years ago. He can still kill birds and moles and he gets in his share of raccoon fights... he is a tough old bastard. Everyone in the neighborhood feeds him; he will disappear for up to five days at a time and come home happy and well fed. Since the cat is getting older my wife tries to keep Ziggy inside, especially during bad weather, but the cat will let out this ******* annoying cry and scratch at the door. If that doesn't work, Ziggy has a trick that will surely gets us to boot his *** outside: he will shamelessly **** in front of us. Many a time my wife has insisted on keeping Ziggy inside for his own good, like after he gets his *** kicked by a raccoon. This makes the cat rebel and the rotten prick will walk right up to us, perhaps when we are watching the tube, look us dead in the eye, and blatantly drop a steaming pile.
Last year when we went on vacation we kept all three cats in the basement for a week. My stepson and parents came over daily to feed the cats. Ziggy shat all over the basement regularly and refused to use the litter box. My stepson told us that one day he stopped over and Ziggy made several attempts to get outside. After the cat gave up he lay down on his side, looked at my stepson, and just squeezed out a monster log.
Cat Three. Puss-Puss is only two years old and is still mischievous. My only problem with her is that she will use the litter box after Max paints it with diarrhea, and then she'll sit on the furniture with kitty litter and Max's dung all over her backside.
The Birds. As I said earlier, all kinds of crap flies from bird cages. We started out two years ago with one male canary, and that was tolerable. When the thing stopped singing my wife figured it was lonely. We bought an inexpensive companion -- a male finch. The two birds would fight regularly, so my wife bought another cage in order to separate the birds. Now we had two lonely birds. My wife's solution was to go out and buy a female canary and a female finch. We had to keep the cages at the highest point in the house -- on top of our five-foot-high entertainment center -- because Puss Puss desperately wants a bird to chomp on. So the top of the entertainment center, the television, and the DVD player -- not to mention the carpet -- is always littered with bird ****, birdseed, and feathers. Thankfully we managed to get rid of the finches, which cuts down on the mess.
The Hamster. The funniest and the grossest display in my house comes courtesy our hamster and his infamous Wheel of ****. I don't know if anyone is familiar with these newfangled cages in which the hamster exercise wheel is enclosed and on top of the cage. The hamster can climb through a tube to access the wheel, which is sealed except for a few air slits. Hamsters are filthy rodents that drop little turds constantly; needless to say, this wheel is crusted with a trail of smeared crap and the little ****** runs and runs and shits and shits. It is so ******* nasty and, especially at three AM, annoying. I just know fecal matter is flying through those air slits. We keep the hamster cage up next to the birdcage because the Puss Puss also wants that hamster for dinner.
I can't believe we haven't caught a weird disease living under these conditions. I panic if I see a fly in the house -- odds are it was just sitting on an animal turd minutes earlier. But I am outnumbered two to one in the household; so I guess I must learn to make all feces my friend, and try and enjoy my household of filth.

2007-09-15 08:56:29 · 15 answers · asked by Wizzard 1 in Cats

i cant believe that someone reported me because i support the dream act, for the people who dont know: The dream act is a bill that will allow student that are illegal immigrants to become legal. Kids who had no choice but to come here illegaly, I mean seriously did the US government and people expect them to stay in their country without their parents?? would that have been the best thing to do???. This kids speak english, have an education and want to go to college!

I cant believe how people can get so mad when their views are not shared by everyone.

Support the dream act!!!

2007-09-15 08:56:16 · 16 answers · asked by Elliot G 1 in Immigration

We have been together for 11 years/engaged for 7 years. I am 26/he's 28. We argue a lot. I want to save money for a wedding/honeymoon/house and he spends it all and then some. He has racked up $15K debt w/o my knowledge. He's not sure if he wants to get married b/c of the fighting and he feels unfulfilled and bored. He wants to smoke pot basically daily and wants me to be ok w/ it. He's been leaving for days at a time when we argue. He says he just does not want to compromise anymore. He says he really loves me which I 100% believe but he is just really confused. We broke up today and he's moving out. I'm keep our apt and he's going to stay w/ his mom for a few months to save money. We decided that if we both realize breaking up was a huge mistake within a few months we could get back together. Maybe some time really apart and on his own he will realize what he has lost see the grass is not greener on the other side and be ready to spend his life w/ me. Anyone ever go through this... ?

2007-09-15 08:56:08 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

the first time he and his wife asked me to take my kids for 2 wks while i and my husband go away for for a holiday and that they would stay the 2wks in my house with their kids too i thought that was the most craziest thing i ever heard my babies were then 1yr 2yr and 4yr i was like noway.now he comes and asks me if he could take my still babies who are 2yr, 3yrs and 5yr out for 2hrs i was like no and he got annoyed with me cause i told him i dont want my babies going out with anyone without me he then tells me he now sees how i think about him and put him in the same bracket as every body and that he knows i had a university education and that i should think at a much higher level and that i not using my brain and just now i would have to build a iron cage house to put my kids in and that they r brilliant and needs to go out with different people and just now they will start to give me pressure i told him they go out with their cousins and i take my children everywhere am i wrong

2007-09-15 08:55:37 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

2007-09-15 08:55:32 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

The first hero's description paragraph in my novel is started like this:

As years passed, it became more difficult for people to find a good reason for Nicholas Darkeyes’ suspicious acts. His clothes were always worn dark and scruffy; it looked as though he wore them for weeks.

Okay, Nicholas is supposed to some weird unnatural powers, which will be magic. Should I only talk about the suspecious acts? like slow steps, worried looks and avoiding people? Or should I talk about those powers?

2007-09-15 08:55:30 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Books & Authors

there is this girl i met while working at my old summer job a year and half ago. i never thought we would talk outside of work. We have hunged out, we have gone to parties. we have watched movies alone, she came to my soccer games. she gets upset if we cannot hang out or somethin comes up when if she cannot hang out with me. Just last year i asked her to be my date at my formal event that i have at my college she said yes and we had soo much fun and i recently asked her to be my date at an event that i have she said yes. she text me every day, we talk on aim. she is very excited to see me whenever i come up to visit, or when she comes home she always wants to visit me. right now she is not dating anyone neither am i. if she is upset she text me or im me about it. I would like to date her and would like her to be my gf. what is the best way to go about this? does she like me? She has told guys that attempted to talk to her she is not intrested in a relationship now.what should i do/say?

2007-09-15 08:55:30 · 3 answers · asked by spurs257 1 in Singles & Dating

Supposedly any derivative can be taken using the limit definition of a derivative. Here's one that looks tricky. Good luck.

2007-09-15 08:55:10 · 4 answers · asked by whitesox09 7 in Mathematics

okay so imm no where near over weight or fat but i have an athletic toned body and i dont do sports at all i cheer haha anyways if i just eat meat and vegies will it help me lose more weight ?? is it healthy?

2007-09-15 08:55:02 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

2007-09-15 08:55:00 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

does anyone doubt that whatever version of Islam we converted to, the leaders of the other kind would still try to hijack planes and fly them into our buildings?

Hate Bush all you want - - - - hey, hate America all you want - I think you're sick but even if you hate America, that STILL isn't a reason to fail to grasp that these people are just pure hateful, genocidal lunatics and nothing more!

2007-09-15 08:54:53 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

Hey! My 8 week old golden has diarrhea, I've heard it's normal but he's pooping a lot. The poop is well...soft. I'm a little worried so I was just wondering if you guys have any advice for me. Should I take him to the wet? How long will this last? Is it his food? : ( Please help!

<3 victoria.

2007-09-15 08:54:52 · 17 answers · asked by Victoria H 1 in Dogs

from anything

2007-09-15 08:54:31 · 7 answers · asked by xeroxed 4 in Polls & Surveys

How do you get calcium? I heard green vegetables have calcium but I'm not sure. I always hated white milk and used to like chocolate milk but now I hate both. And don't even get me started on the strawberry milk. Milk is SICK!!!!!

2007-09-15 08:54:29 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink

a very private person"...and then HOPEFULLY...they will "get that",...and not ask personal questions...anyway...what if someone asked you a very personal question about sex and it was AT WORK!!!...geez!!!...Are you allowed to say nicely.."my that is personal?"..or should you tell your Supervisor???

2007-09-15 08:54:04 · 4 answers · asked by sweet 4 in Etiquette

2007-09-15 08:54:02 · 19 answers · asked by arnaudfisc 1 in Grade-Schooler

well i'm going to a keith urban concert and i'd love to have a clever saying on a huge sign that my friend and i are making but we aren't very creative and can't think of anything. 2 girls from the last concert i went to had a sign that said "please spare 2 hugs" and got to give him a hug on stage. so anything that is creative and could possibly get a hug or backstage would be great!

2007-09-15 08:53:59 · 5 answers · asked by ssue2150 1 in Other - Entertainment

2007-09-15 08:53:58 · 10 answers · asked by Chase 2 in Mathematics

If the devil is the one who supposedly tempts us to sin, then once you go to hell, wouldn't he reward you for sinning, rather than punish you?

2007-09-15 08:53:53 · 52 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I have a friend she is going out with me last 2 years. And we are good friend. And I know she have a BF. Last couple of months I like her lot and we go out every night. How can I tell her my fillings what I need, and this is right to say anything to her what I want to say.

2007-09-15 08:53:49 · 12 answers · asked by s d 1 in Singles & Dating

I need to replace the spring shackles and the 4 bolts on a ford ranger 96'. I bought the shackles and brackets, but still need the bolts. The dealership sells the bolts for 75.00 but can't I use other types of bolts that would work just as well and be cheaper? What types recommended? Any advice ? thanks

2007-09-15 08:53:49 · 6 answers · asked by Patsy Cline 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

With his fiercesome determination was this TOO MUCH for his body.

2007-09-15 08:53:48 · 19 answers · asked by wolfmettle 3 in Martial Arts

Which do you feel is more powerful, faith, or good deeds?

2007-09-15 08:53:30 · 18 answers · asked by anthro-utopia 1 in Religion & Spirituality

I cant believe that Fox is using McCarver for the Yanks Red sox game today!!!!!

2007-09-15 08:53:29 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baseball

Were Adams’s pictures more dependent on Aperture or shutter speed? Why?

2007-09-15 08:53:13 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Photography

what is your book? or what should it be?

2007-09-15 08:52:56 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I though it was going to be before now. Does anyone know who will take his place?

2007-09-15 08:52:53 · 8 answers · asked by whata waste 7 in Talk Shows