A lady walked into a Lexus dealership just to
browse. Suddenly she spotted the most beautiful
car that she had ever seen and walked over to
inspect it. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather
upholstery an unexpected little fart escaped her.
Embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if
anyone had noticed and hoped a salesperson didn't pop
up right now. But as she turned back, there standing
next to her was a salesman. With a pleasant smile he
greeted her. "Good day, Madam. How may we help
you today?"
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as
though nothing had happened she smiles back and asked,
"Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle? "
Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madam, I'm very sorry to
say that in the best interest of this dealership I'm going to have to
refuse to divulge the price of this magnificent vehicle.
But why she asked? "Well Madam, if you farted just by touching
the upholstery, I have no doubt that you will **** when you hear
the price."
2007-08-24
05:50:13
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AMANDA M
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