A lady walked into a Lexus dealership just to
browse. Suddenly she spotted the most beautiful
car that she had ever seen and walked over to
inspect it. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather
upholstery an unexpected little fart escaped her.
Embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if
anyone had noticed and hoped a salesperson didn't pop
up right now. But as she turned back, there standing
next to her was a salesman. With a pleasant smile he
greeted her. "Good day, Madam. How may we help
you today?"
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as
though nothing had happened she smiles back and asked,
"Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle? "
Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madam, I'm very sorry to
say that in the best interest of this dealership I'm going to have to
refuse to divulge the price of this magnificent vehicle.
But why she asked? "Well Madam, if you farted just by touching
the upholstery, I have no doubt that you will **** when you hear
the price."
2007-08-24 05:50:13 · 11 answers · asked by AMANDA M 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
hahahhahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
good 1
then has she ***** when heard the price :-)
thanks for laughing
2007-08-24 10:06:10 · answer #1 · answered by Mag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha now thats effin hilarious!! there have been times when that thing happened to me..and i tried to go on like nothing ever happened..and hope no one else notices!
2007-08-24 05:54:49 · answer #2 · answered by BooBell=) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one Amanda.....try having something like that happen on a first date....or should I say last date.....ha ha ha ha
2007-08-24 09:03:15 · answer #3 · answered by missy b 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Weeeelllllll!!!!
2007-08-24 09:42:59 · answer #4 · answered by Zombie Birdhouse 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It happened to me when i was a children.
2007-08-24 10:32:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dang it! thats just the lift that i needed lmfao! it was cute.
2007-08-24 06:00:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha wow.... I would hate for that to happen to me too.
2007-08-24 05:57:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao...what a lovely story!
2007-08-24 06:49:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is an old joke
2007-08-24 10:10:58 · answer #9 · answered by Nora G 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats suck Big time
2007-08-24 06:33:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you're a dork...lol
2007-08-24 05:56:18 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋