All categories - 1 August 2007

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2007-08-01 05:54:36 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.

"My what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf.", says Little Red Riding Hood.

The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away!!!

Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time he is crouched behind a tree stump.

"My what big ears you have Mr. Wolf.", says Little Red Riding Hood.

Again the foiled wolf jumps up and runs away.

About 2 miles down the track, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time crouched down behind a road sign.

"My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf.", taunts Little Red Riding Hood.

With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams... "Will you f*ck off, I'm trying to take a sh*t"!

2007-08-01 05:54:25 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Help me please. I use Fresh Step crystals as kitty litter for my cat Chui, but she keeps crapping on the edge of the litter box and i'm getting sick of cleaning the walls. The litter is superb, no smell and clumps very well. But i can never find her poop in the middle of the litter, always on the edge or sometimes she misses and does her thing on the wall. Is my cat ok? Or should i take her to a vet, or a therapist for that matter.

2007-08-01 05:54:18 · 19 answers · asked by Krys 2 in Cats

Other than the simple “click and hang up” don’t you think that saying uhuh, uhuh after everything the other person says is enough to let them know you want to hang up?

2007-08-01 05:54:17 · 17 answers · asked by Lonely Bàstard 5 in Polls & Surveys

I took him to the Animal ER and they gave him Metacam and Penicillin. The next morning we took him his Vet and they prescribed him clavamox tab. He is doing well and is still playful but I am horrified to see him have a seizure again. The vets don't know exactly what it is and right now they are not ready to do a test. They want to see what happens next b/c he already had his shots and it may not be anything.

2007-08-01 05:54:15 · 7 answers · asked by ChrisP 2 in Dogs

who thinks that this is rediculus

2007-08-01 05:54:06 · 17 answers · asked by tna rulez 2 in Wrestling

2007-08-01 05:54:05 · 2 answers · asked by Espico 1 in United States

What season of the show was she on...and can u buy those on DVD???

2007-08-01 05:53:53 · 6 answers · asked by heyhey! 2 in Talk Shows

2007-08-01 05:53:52 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

For example, I have an old 403b account with Vanguard and currently employed by a company that does not have a retirement program. I still would like to contribute to the account but with no tax advantage, I am wondering if the contributions are deductable off my federal yearly taxes. Thanks!

2007-08-01 05:53:47 · 3 answers · asked by widespread 1 1 in United States

What year were restrictor plates first issued???
The following season what tracks were they used???

Tie breaker. What was used to dry the track before jet dryers came to be????

2007-08-01 05:53:40 · 5 answers · asked by Dale Fan 4 in NASCAR

will I fall?

2007-08-01 05:53:38 · 7 answers · asked by tinabadina 3 in Other - Family & Relationships

such as iPods? if not, what is it tax free on?

2007-08-01 05:53:31 · 4 answers · asked by dancinpuja21 2 in United States

2007-08-01 05:53:29 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Government & Non-Profit

when you were growing up???

2007-08-01 05:53:29 · 15 answers · asked by Niffer 6 in Polls & Surveys

I can barely walk! i need this pain to go away before tomarrows practice! HELP!

2007-08-01 05:53:26 · 9 answers · asked by Kasey 1 in Pain & Pain Management

2007-08-01 05:53:12 · 2 answers · asked by ricky 1 in Laptops & Notebooks

I have BAD credit history from when I was young and going through a lot. Now my payment habits are pretty good, my credit score even went up to 640, but I can NEVER get approved for ANYTHING because of the stuff still on my record and that will BE on my record for at least 5 more years. Is there a ligit way to get some or all of that deleted?? It's all been paid off, it's just still there like an eye-sore...???

2007-08-01 05:53:09 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Credit

do u mind sharring ur story, im a little down right now and i need some laughs

2007-08-01 05:53:08 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

The first light will not stop blinking orange.
I have tried just about everything there is to think of. the printer just will not print because this light wont stop flashing.

Thanks for your help

2007-08-01 05:53:08 · 5 answers · asked by sportsfreak 1 in Printers

what should I bring?

2007-08-01 05:53:07 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

my tank has all of a sunden come up with an algae prom i have cleaned it new filters everything i could think of it not near any window nothing but i can not seem to stop it any ideas how to stop it thanks

2007-08-01 05:52:59 · 3 answers · asked by boo_boo5001 2 in Fish

2007-08-01 05:52:59 · 23 answers · asked by RoyDamnMercer 6 in Polls & Surveys

well, i'm writing a story that takes place in 1906. i know they had old guns like in 1700s, too, but i don't want to use them.
i just don't want to seem completely off by using swords if no one ever used them anymore.

so basically, would it be ridiculous to have swordfights in the early 1900s?
i just want to keep SOME sense of reality here...

2007-08-01 05:52:55 · 12 answers · asked by »»Curious¹«« 3 in History

okay.
im a 14 year old girl im almost about 5'5 and i weigh 130 pounds.It seems like everyday no matter what i eat my stomach like blows up.Like the only time it doesn't is if i don't eat anything and i don't want to starve myself.Also my weight goes like up and down alot,this morning when i woke up i was 134 pounds and im not suppose to be that much. is there something wrong with me? and if there is can you tell me a way to make it stop?
pleaseeeeee help me.

2007-08-01 05:52:44 · 4 answers · asked by cheergirl20 3 in Diet & Fitness

I tried looking into the drive itself, but it wont let me, since the programs in there are necessary for windows. I've also deleted more than i should of my programs, and i downloaded IObit SmartDefrag, but the percentage still wont move. Also, Chkdsk /f appears when i try to defrag my C drive, and I have no idea what it means. I would IMMENSELY appreciate help because this is the only computer me and my family have. Thanks in advance for any advise!

2007-08-01 05:52:35 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Software

I am doing a presentation on aromatherapy for my nursing class. I was wondering if anyone could give me any ideas. I have got everything together that I am going to say. I was just thinking of something to let them smell or something like that. Any ideas will help. Thanks

2007-08-01 05:52:27 · 8 answers · asked by adriannahsmom 2 in Alternative Medicine

me and my friend were talking yesterday about getting married and having kids and stuff like that. i was saying that i'm going to raise my children as vegetarians. and she was like "why? you're gonna force them to not eat meat?" and i said, "i'm not going to force them, i'll raise them to not eat meat. what sense would it make to be a vegetarian yourself and not raise your children the same way?" so she started arguing that i should let my kids make the choice to be vegetarian or not and she wouldnt even give me a chance to explain. so i just made her change the subject.
wouldnt it be weird to raise your children to be meat eaters when you're not? we're only 17, but i was just wondering what other people thought about this.

~health_freak.com

2007-08-01 05:52:26 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Parenting

I'm in college and will be living with my friend and her boyfriend; they'll be sharing the master bedroom and I'll have my own room. They want to split the rent 50/50 and utilities in thirds; I think it's more fair to split both into thirds. We're all students without any extra money.

In any case, the original agreement was just the girl and I living together. I don't know the guy very well, he's a nice guy, but I kind of felt like I was making a concession agreeing to a third-wheel situation. I honestly don't think they're trying to scam me on the rent, but it seems to me they got the better end of the deal.

2007-08-01 05:52:24 · 19 answers · asked by sunny.lightning 2 in Friends

xtube, is it the same as youtube?
my coworker tell me to go and check it out. what is it really?

2007-08-01 05:52:23 · 7 answers · asked by Thank You 1 in YouTube