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do u mind sharring ur story, im a little down right now and i need some laughs

2007-08-01 05:53:08 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

the funniest gets the vote!

2007-08-01 06:04:01 · update #1

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This was a long time ago,and artificial finger nails,3inch long,were all the rage,so I went and had some put on.I had a date that night for dinner and practiced holding my fork and knife,picking up my wine glass.I thought I was such a lady. Dinner went well,I didn't stab myself are anything.After Dinner, I pulled out my cigarettes and lighter(ever body smoked back then) and he took my lighter and lit my cigarette for me,and I looked lovingly into his eyes,just like in the old movies,and he gasped and my finger nail was on fire.They were very flammable I screamed and he jumped up and upset the table. I stuck my finger in a glass of water.It was a burnt,black,twisted mess.It wasn't even funny,and he never called me again.

2007-08-08 21:48:39 · answer #1 · answered by lotteda717 5 · 0 0

I had just come out of the closet and it was the first time I had been on an actual date with a girl. She and I went to dinner and then went back to my place. We had been talking and I was sitting on the floor at the corner of the couch where she was sitting. we were both smokers so I had put an ashtray on the floor beside me. She ask me to get something for her and on my way back I stepped into the ashtray and twirled around to keep her from noticing, but then it slid across the carpet and It looked as though I was diving for the door. So after the laughter subsided I explained what had happened and to this day she calls me ash foot.

2007-08-09 02:21:05 · answer #2 · answered by Funeeegurl 3 · 0 0

My moment cames the first date with the man have been with now 5 months.... well after dinner.. he was bringing me home about after way home... I looked at him and told him this.. I cant wait to get home... I really got to fart... He was drinking some pop that came out his nose.. We were laughing sooo hard I let the fart come out.. talk about having a moment on the first date...

2007-08-09 05:15:33 · answer #3 · answered by Jeannie 1 · 0 0

It wasn't that big of a deal. We were at the movies I was wearing wedges that slipped off while walking up the steps and I fell. I felt a little humiliated at the time but my date who is now my husband was just concerned if I had hurt myself. The only thing hurt at the time was my ego, but I quickly got over it.

2007-08-01 05:59:15 · answer #4 · answered by beanie_babymama 5 · 0 0

I personally haven't had any embarrassing moments yet, but I don't date too much. My advice is get over it. Whatever you did is in the past now. You shouldn't show that whatever happened to you really mattered. You should just laugh it off and act cool. Just stop dwelling on what you did in the past.

2007-08-01 05:58:23 · answer #5 · answered by vinny 2 · 0 1

I farted while coughing at the same time. It was a mess!!
It just came out of no where.

He was cool with it though. He was like it's only natural. That helped much but I was still embarassed.

2007-08-01 06:00:45 · answer #6 · answered by Poetic1 2 · 0 0

I'll do you one better:
My first sexual experience. He was so nervous, went to kiss me i backed up cause i had no idea what he was doing, he ran away, but busted his a$$ in the hallway, and face planted into the stairs. I helped him up we kissed, and you can figure out the rest.

Hope you feel better baby.
xoxo

2007-08-09 02:50:33 · answer #7 · answered by Kris 3 · 0 0

first date when i was 13.
we went to the movies. and it was a scray one
then we headed out to the skatepark.
i was videotaping him and collided into another skater,
and i fell flat on top of the other skater with my lips rite next to his
and then the skater kissed me
and my date was watching
it was embarrassing, not to mention weird

2007-08-01 05:58:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

the worst thing thats happened to me so far on a date is the guy i went out with was wearing like a tanish white colored pants and i spilt cocacola all over him

2007-08-01 05:57:20 · answer #9 · answered by Harmony t 2 · 0 0

a guy. I asked 2 females to pass out with me on the comparable time. i thought that for the time of basic terms one would take place. so as that would desire to be the the appropriate option one for me. Yep the two confirmed up on the comparable time.

2016-10-01 04:49:17 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

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