Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.
"My what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf.", says Little Red Riding Hood.
The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away!!!
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time he is crouched behind a tree stump.
"My what big ears you have Mr. Wolf.", says Little Red Riding Hood.
Again the foiled wolf jumps up and runs away.
About 2 miles down the track, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time crouched down behind a road sign.
"My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf.", taunts Little Red Riding Hood.
With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams... "Will you f*ck off, I'm trying to take a sh*t"!
2007-08-01 05:54:25 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thank cat, there are still people with sense of humour!! well done, very good joke! another star for you!
2007-08-01 05:58:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao!! thankz 4 the laugh!!
a star 4 u!!
2007-08-01 06:19:23 · answer #2 · answered by ☼shine☼ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so cute just like a woman to have to talk to someone while they're taking a poop
2007-08-01 05:57:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahhahah....good one...i gave you a star plz give me 10 pts in return
2007-08-01 06:09:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha! Thanks for the laugh! I really need it because I am having a bad day!
~Candice~
2007-08-01 06:23:09 · answer #5 · answered by Candice 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not really cute, but funny hahaha
2007-08-01 05:58:22 · answer #6 · answered by cutest chick!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMP!!! THAT JOKE IS AWSOME!!! wHERE DID U HERE THAT?
2007-08-01 06:16:58 · answer #7 · answered by Caitlin M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋