I tried to trade my soul for the ability to play the guitar. Nothing happened right away which led me to two possibilities.
1. Satan already knew I was going to Hell so my soul belonged to him anyway.
2.Satan didn't actually exist.
However, it is now twenty years later and I can play the guitar like a madman. So my questions are:
1. Is my ability to play the guitar a result of all the years I put into practicing and my eagerness to learn?
2. Or is it a result of my deal that I wagered with the devil, and now I am damned to an eternity in the lake of fire.
(I was very ceremonious with a lot of chanting, some incantations I learned from a book, a little bit of bloodshed, and a goats head. Also, when I think back, I really didn't specify any limits timewise.)
2007-06-13
08:22:06
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vince_the_bat
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