A dr. in Newfoundland wanted to get off work & go hunting so he approached his assistant. "Garge, I am going hunting tomorrow & don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic & take care of all of our patients." "Yes sir!" answers Garge.
The dr. goes hunting & returns the following day & asks, "So Garge, how was your day?" Garge told him that he took care of 3 patients.
"The 1st one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL."
Bravo mate. And the 2nd one?" asks the dr.
The 2nd one had stomach burning & I gave him MAALOX, sir," says Garge. "Brave, bravo! You're good at this & what about the 3rd one?" asks the dr.
"Sir, I was sitting here & suddenly the door opens & a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses, taking off everything including her bra & panties & lies down on the table, displaying herself. She said, 'Help me, I haven't seen a man for 5 years'!"
"And what did you do, Garge?" asks the dr.
"I put drops in her eyes."
2007-05-15
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