Phil and Dave go running through the woods only to be met a by a very wide and deep river with a rickety old bridge.
Phil "Come on boy, let's make a dash for it, that bridge will hold alright."
Dave "No way man!"
Phil makes a dash for it and just makes it before the bridge collapses leaving Dave on the other side.
Dave "Oh nice one!"
Phil "No worries mate, I'll shine this torch across the river and you can walk across the beam to the other side"
Dave "Are you nuts ? I ain;t gonna do that!"
Phil "Why not?"
Dave "You'll turn off the torch when I'm halfway across!"
2007-05-15 03:49:07 · 13 answers · asked by Doodle 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats hilarious been ill all day today and that has deffinatly made my day!!
2007-05-15 04:00:44 · answer #1 · answered by madiallen 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-05-15 11:48:00 · answer #2 · answered by Sh00nya 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, ta for the giggle
2007-05-15 10:54:12 · answer #3 · answered by Nickynackynoo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think mr dave n mr phil wer true and loyal blondes but because they had escaped ...they wore wigs...so no1 new they were actually blonde!!
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2007-05-15 12:06:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol :^) Was Dave a blonde?
2007-05-15 10:57:39 · answer #5 · answered by tinker 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha funny
2007-05-15 12:24:38 · answer #6 · answered by RuNa 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like it very light hearted
2007-05-15 11:34:01 · answer #7 · answered by S Martypsnts 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes funny::::the beam hahaha
2007-05-15 10:54:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute...like it
2007-05-15 10:52:46 · answer #9 · answered by Smurfette 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha, very funny!!!!!!!!!
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2007-05-15 11:27:06 · answer #10 · answered by daniel m 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋