After every flight, pilots fill out a form, called a gripe sheet. The mechanics read the sheet and correct the problems and then the pilots review the sheet before the next flight. Here are just a few from actual complaints submitted by pilots.
This is the only major airline that has never had an accident.
Pilot: Left side of tire almost needs replacement
Engineer: Almost replaced left tire
Pilot: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear
Engineer: Evidence removed
Pilot: IFF inoperative in OFF mode
Engineer: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode
Pilots: Number 3 engine missing
Engineer: Engine found on right wing after brief search
Pilot: Aircraft handles funny
Engineer: Aircraft told to straighten up, fly right, and be serious
Pilot: Mouse in cockpit
Engineer: Cat installed
Pilot: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with hammer
Engineer: Took hammer away from midget
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2007-05-08
07:13:00
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