A mailman was delivering to a house and a half dressed woman answered the door before he put the mail in the box. She asked him, "Would you like to come in for some breakfast?" He agrees and goes in for breakfast. After the meal, she asks, "Would you like to go upstairs and have sex?" He agrees and they go up stairs. after they come back down, he is just ready to leave, she gives him a dollar. He asks, "What is this for?"
She says, "Me and my husband were deciding what to get other people for christmas, and I asked what to give to the mailman? 'He said, Aw, screw him and give him a dollar.', and I threw the breakfast in for fun."
2007-05-08
07:17:59
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