A mailman was delivering to a house and a half dressed woman answered the door before he put the mail in the box. She asked him, "Would you like to come in for some breakfast?" He agrees and goes in for breakfast. After the meal, she asks, "Would you like to go upstairs and have sex?" He agrees and they go up stairs. after they come back down, he is just ready to leave, she gives him a dollar. He asks, "What is this for?"
She says, "Me and my husband were deciding what to get other people for christmas, and I asked what to give to the mailman? 'He said, Aw, screw him and give him a dollar.', and I threw the breakfast in for fun."
2007-05-08 07:17:59 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeah.... that took me a sec 2 get, but it is kinda cute!!!
2007-05-08 07:22:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That really happened, I'm Paris Hilton's mailman.
2007-05-08 14:22:53 · answer #2 · answered by Phat MD 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haaaa, Haaaa Funny
Do you know why barbie (the doll) never had a baby ?
Because Ken come in another box .
2007-05-08 14:29:10 · answer #3 · answered by eviechatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An oldie but a goody.
2007-05-08 14:23:56 · answer #4 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute, great gift idea!
2007-05-08 14:47:27 · answer #5 · answered by gardenerswv 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Someone who makes money and gets the chicks for free! What more do you want for christmas. Mind you for him that's everyday of the year. (exept for Sundays.)
2007-05-08 14:24:36 · answer #6 · answered by mr.rod33 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:o)
2007-05-08 14:29:54 · answer #7 · answered by kiako 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋