After every flight, pilots fill out a form, called a gripe sheet. The mechanics read the sheet and correct the problems and then the pilots review the sheet before the next flight. Here are just a few from actual complaints submitted by pilots.
This is the only major airline that has never had an accident.
Pilot: Left side of tire almost needs replacement
Engineer: Almost replaced left tire
Pilot: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear
Engineer: Evidence removed
Pilot: IFF inoperative in OFF mode
Engineer: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode
Pilots: Number 3 engine missing
Engineer: Engine found on right wing after brief search
Pilot: Aircraft handles funny
Engineer: Aircraft told to straighten up, fly right, and be serious
Pilot: Mouse in cockpit
Engineer: Cat installed
Pilot: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with hammer
Engineer: Took hammer away from midget
HOPE YOU LIKE!! STAR IF FUNNY ;-)
2007-05-08 07:13:00 · 5 answers · asked by chloe1st 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats what I read. If not than who ever made it up was a friggin comedian...lol
2007-05-08 07:28:03 · update #1
Hilarious!
2007-05-08 07:26:57 · answer #1 · answered by selene_liken 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like these. I have read them before, but I have worked around maintenance people, and they do have a sharp sense of humor.
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2007-05-10 10:58:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! That was very funny…LMAO!!! Of course you deserve a star!
2007-05-08 08:03:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Those were real complaints?
2007-05-08 07:24:41 · answer #4 · answered by kiako 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very damn funny!
2007-05-10 22:09:12 · answer #5 · answered by Pebbles 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋