All categories - 25 March 2007

...that $ex patches for women are a good idea...?

it's supposed to be the equivalent of viagra for men...

2007-03-25 21:56:42 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Which one do you think is the the most important :
love ,
abundance in communication,
tolerance,
finacial support,
or others

2007-03-25 21:56:42 · 10 answers · asked by cherrytaozi 1 in Family

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:

"Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy.



I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter,



I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. - Your Husband"

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:

"Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this,



I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.

2007-03-25 21:56:41 · 5 answers · asked by Anmol 2 in Jokes & Riddles

If so what are you doing?

2007-03-25 21:56:38 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-25 21:56:29 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Computer Networking

I am looking a service of Internet Telephony(Computer to home phone calling) which is good... from North America Africa. Thanks.

2007-03-25 21:56:25 · 10 answers · asked by SimpleMan 1 in Polls & Surveys

1) HNO3 + Ca(OH)2 = Ca(NO3)2 + H20.
2) NaOh + H2SO4 = Na2SO4 + H2O.
3) NaCl + AgNO3 = Agcl + NaNO3.
4) Bacl2 + H2So4 = BaSo4 + HCL.

2007-03-25 21:56:20 · 4 answers · asked by TJ 2 in Chemistry

For example, people who don't speak Spanish can mock it, by speaking something that sounds Spanish, or someone can mock Chinesse by going "ching chang chong ching". In any case, most people are gonna know what language you are mocking. Can the same be done for English? Or is English just a neutral language?

2007-03-25 21:56:18 · 8 answers · asked by Anthony R 4 in Languages

2007-03-25 21:56:14 · 3 answers · asked by teck kim 2 in Biology

2007-03-25 21:56:12 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

My 12 year old sister wants to contact someone who knows how she feels. No one else in the family has the problem. If you know anyone around her age who is willing to reassure her they do the same thing, I would like to be answered.

2007-03-25 21:55:52 · 9 answers · asked by YeerkHater90 1 in Friends

i.e. if someone insults you?

2007-03-25 21:55:52 · 33 answers · asked by Erina♣Liszt's Girl 7 in Polls & Surveys

We signed agreement that ,
1) Build partnership: I spend USD25000 to buy 3% shares of his trading co in winmington,DE,USA.
2) Cooperation: He will give me RMB1 million in 20 days after i pay USD25000 so that I can register a trading co. in Shanghai,China as a platform to operate international trading business developed by both of us.N after I finish registration of SH trading co,he will provide USD5M bank guarantee so that SH co and get financial support fm HSBC,SH.
75days has passed fm the day i paid him,but he didn't pay me RMB1M at all. I asked for returning shares to him and get USD25000 back. But he rejected.
In our agreement,it says"The exclusive forum for any dispute related or in connection with this agreement shall be an ICC Arbitration court. Shanghai shall be the agreed palce of jurisdiction. Can I go to China court for jurisdiction because no ICC in Shanghai?He never ask my passport copy,can he register my shares in US? How to check his co. in US exists or not?Thks

2007-03-25 21:55:38 · 2 answers · asked by sugarpie 1 in Corporations

2007-03-25 21:55:38 · 17 answers · asked by ♥gigi♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

I am a photographer, i want to make my own invitations with a picture of my daughter, any ideas for a nice setting or what to dress her as? I have some ideas, but thought you nice people may have something unique.
thanks in advance for your answers

2007-03-25 21:55:27 · 5 answers · asked by looby 6 in Photography

If I was in LA for just two or three days what would the best sites to visit for spotting birds? I would be using public transport so they need to be accessible. Pretty much all the birds would be new, even the most common ones because I've not been to the Americas before, so all suggestions are welcome. Thanks.

2007-03-25 21:55:25 · 5 answers · asked by Billy Fish 4 in Zoology

Please help with the translation of nouns, verbs and adjectives of the lyrics for the remaining lines of this song I can't figure out. [see Pasko Na or Boom Tarat for complete song], Don't worry about the articles, ligatures or pronouns. I need help with the nouns, verbs and adjectives.
If you like use bad english sentence structure to translate more accurately e.g. : **Ilabas mo na ang inyong tambol=
Produce you now [ligature] your drum**

Habang may sumisipol
Itono mo ng ayos ang iyong gitara
Nang hindi sintunado pag ako’y kumanta
Ihanda nyo na rin ang mga regalo
Para sa mga batang mamamasko
Kahit laruan lang na hindi bago
Basta’t manggagaling sa puso nyo
Pasko na naman sa buong mundo
Sana’y matapos na ang napakaraming gulo
Ipagdiwang natin ang pagdating ni Kristo
Sa puso ng bawat tao
Salamat sa inyong lahat.

2007-03-25 21:55:23 · 1 answers · asked by Di'tagapayo 7 in Languages

So last week I told this girl I like[text] (whom I have told my feeling to, but said just wanna be friends) that I would show her a draft of a school publication that I am working on. However, today I failed to give her directly bcos I was too nervous around her and she was always with her friends. Should I text her today to aplogise and promise to put under her desk tomorrow? What should I say and how should I give her? Cmon, I am far too nervous around her!!

2007-03-25 21:55:15 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

It is an unopened pull tab glass stubby bottle of theakstons old peculiar. I dont know the year but its a design not used in many years.

2007-03-25 21:55:10 · 3 answers · asked by biggaydave 1 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

Rambo goes to Afghanisthan , gives the locals Stinger Missiles & fights the Russians.

Now the locals use the same Stinger Missiles & shoot down US Army planes.

The US seeks the help of Russia while waging war in Afghanistan ?

Where is the logic ?

2007-03-25 21:55:02 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

There was once a man drowning in the river. A boat came by and the man aboard yelled, "You're drowning. Let us help you."
But the drowner refused his help and said, "No Thanks, God will save me."

Another boat came by and another man aboard offered to save him. The drowner still refused.
"No. I'll be fine. God will save me."

When the boats were gone he ended up drowning. Up in Heaven he asked God, "Why didn't you save me?"

God said, "I SENT YOU TO BOATS GODDAMIT!!!"

2007-03-25 21:55:01 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

line after line im more confused living in a dump with you
dieing inside
line after line im with you
dieing with you
hiding with you
line after line
living in hell
line after line
now your gone
line after line
all alone
dieing alone
line after line

2007-03-25 21:54:53 · 3 answers · asked by bik_ko 3 in Books & Authors

shes getting spayd, i'm sooo worried , what if she doesnt come back?????ill be heartbroken i really will .............what are the chances of anything going wrong???
just decent answers no jokes plz

2007-03-25 21:54:49 · 30 answers · asked by Mal S 1 in Cats

2007-03-25 21:54:44 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in English Football

i just turned 18
male
5'4 1/2
114 lbs.

im trying to drink 2 glasses of milk daily, eating egg daily.

2007-03-25 21:54:41 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Health

2007-03-25 21:54:39 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

An Eskimo is out for a drive one day when his car breaks down and he is forced to call out the Alaskan AA.

The Eskimo stands in the howling wind and waits for the mechanic to arrive. When the mechanic reaches the broken car, he sets to work, looking under the bonnet until he appears to have located the problem.

He looks up at the Eskimo and says, "You've blown a seal, mate."

To which the Eskimo hastily replies, "No, I haven't. That's just frost on my moustache."

2007-03-25 21:54:37 · 9 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Me. 8th grade. Didn't want to. Hands shook. Knees trembled. I never stared at the audience. I nearly fell down from losing my balance.

2007-03-25 21:54:36 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys