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A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:

"Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy.



I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter,



I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. - Your Husband"

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:

"Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this,



I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.

2007-03-25 21:56:41 · 5 answers · asked by Anmol 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

5 answers

Ok - score one for the women, lol - great joke

2007-03-26 04:37:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

nicely... in case you watch the BryanStarzzz interviews on YouTube you will discover (or a minimum of i did) that Andy Biersack is unquestionably fairly humorous and witty on an identical time :/ i don't know in case you will think of he's humorous yet I truthfully do :3

2016-10-19 22:53:04 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Haha!

Goes to show the husband...

2007-03-25 22:01:02 · answer #3 · answered by Popo B 3 · 0 0

18 inches or years ? I didn't understand

2007-03-25 22:07:46 · answer #4 · answered by inverno 1 · 0 1

Math is fun!

2007-03-25 21:59:27 · answer #5 · answered by gus_zalenski 5 · 0 0

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