All categories - 25 March 2007

A professor was giving a lecture on company slogans in a college advertising and marketing class.

"Joe," he asked, "which company has the slogan, 'Come fly the friendly skies'?"

"United." Joe answered.

"Brenda, can you tell me which company has the slogan, "Don't leave home without it?"

Brenda answered with the correct credit card company with no difficulty.

"Now John, Tell me who uses the slogan, 'Just do it'?"

John was quiet for a moment before answering, "Mom?"

2007-03-25 23:59:56 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

ok this is a little complicated so beare with me!

in jan this year i went back on the pill, a week before the end of the pill packet i got may period this was around the 17th of feb, it lasted for around 9 days (double its normal time). for some daft reason i forgot to start taking it again after my 7 day break. at this point i was not sexually active.

on the 16th march i had sex and used condoms. i still have not had a period. today i went to the doctor because i am really tired, feel sick and have been getting dizzy spells. he said it was just a virus untill i told him about the pill. he then said that if i still had not had my period in a few days i should take a pregnancy test.

is there a chance i could be pregnant? i am all confused with my dates and he has got me a little worried.

thanks. x

2007-03-25 23:59:32 · 9 answers · asked by pinkie 1 in Pregnancy

I have to pay my amex bill tomorrow tuesday, but dont have any money till friday.

Howsoon after the pay date do I get a late payment charge?

And how much is it usually?

2007-03-25 23:59:23 · 3 answers · asked by marty m 1 in Other - Business & Finance

Hi,

I need help in finding a good place in Bangalore for learning swimming which caters to both gents and ladies along with contact details if possible. I am not looking for any community swimming pools at all.

Preferable areas-Jayanagar, J P Nagar and Indiranagar

Thanks in advance,
Sajal

2007-03-25 23:59:18 · 2 answers · asked by SJ 1 in Tennis

2007-03-25 23:59:15 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baseball

2007-03-25 23:59:03 · 2 answers · asked by Katie J 1 in Celebrities

i believe there are certain titled families that gained there title of lord by contributing towards slavery in the past do you feel they should have there titles taken away?

2007-03-25 23:58:53 · 11 answers · asked by chocchip24 2 in Other - Politics & Government

Met a guy 2 years ago through a friend. He was 28 and I was 24. From the start we grew really close, he messed me around slightly during the process as he knew he liked me, but wasn't sure if he wanted any commitments right now and didn't want to end up hurting me, as he could probably cheat on me or something. so he called it off and said that we should just be friends for now as he wasn't in the frame of mind and didnt think he was being fair. ! So I decided to move on as it hurt to much to be friends. But now 2 years later he 31 me 26 we have got back in contact and has told me that he wants something serious. I am doing so well I have got a better job and a new house also and now he wants something serious. Do I get back with him knowing that he didn't see what he had then and also risked loosing me as I could have ending up with someone else etc. Do I take him back, knowing that he didn't hold onto me then so why should I be with him now, please give me your opinion!!

2007-03-25 23:58:52 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

i never had sex with a man but one day a long time ago i stuck a thing up my *** just like that and i never want to be gay i love women i never had sex with a man but what i did dose that make me less of a man and tell a thing i dont know just so i can understand?

2007-03-25 23:58:46 · 11 answers · asked by monika d 1 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

2007-03-25 23:58:40 · 1 answers · asked by nur h 1 in Trivia

mines crimson...can be romantic can be dangerous can be funky its just so flexible.

2007-03-25 23:58:40 · 17 answers · asked by LusT aFter INsaNIty 2 in Other - Society & Culture

2007-03-25 23:58:37 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baseball

luking 4 help 4 r pet...I manually remove her ticks at least thrice a day, can afford dis, as am a stayhome mom. wld appreciate advice/ideas on hw v cld keep d ticks away.the worst spot the ticks r found r inbetween her paws where I think they breed from and it breaks my heart to see her goin crazy wid d bites. v live in south of india where medicines which r available in the western world are not available. only way v cld get d medicines from d west is through friends who travel abroad or friends who live abroad who wld b happy 2 mail it to us. thanks for your time and help. take care

2007-03-25 23:58:15 · 3 answers · asked by Parameshwari c 1 in Etiquette

Although they are often criticized in press,single mother ...... for very small proportion of goverment spending.
1.cost
2.create
3.cause
4.account


Many dentists concentrate on doing ..... work so that fillings never become necessary.
1.precautionary
2.preventative
3.restorative
4.defensive

2007-03-25 23:58:14 · 5 answers · asked by Gorgeous 1 in Words & Wordplay

2007-03-25 23:58:04 · 9 answers · asked by polystyrene_high 2 in Birds

2007-03-25 23:57:58 · 7 answers · asked by sil_ver_moon 2 in Languages

2007-03-25 23:57:55 · 7 answers · asked by sun f 1 in Diet & Fitness

Have you ever wondered if animals go to heaven? I have been thinking about this a lot, and I came to the conclusion that animals have souls because the soul is the personality, and we all know that animals have different personalities. Check this scrip out which I found last night: "Ecclesiastes 3:20-22 (New King James Version)
All go to one place: all are from the dust, and all return to dust. Who knows the spirit of the sons of men, which goes upward, and the spirit of the animal, which goes down to the earth? So I perceived that nothing is better than that a man should rejoice in his own works, for that is his heritage. For who can bring him to see what will happen after him?

If an animal has a spirit, and if spirits never die, that means that perhaps animals go to heaven!

2007-03-25 23:57:45 · 10 answers · asked by ccc4jesus 4 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-03-25 23:57:44 · 4 answers · asked by richard p 1 in Homework Help

when you have a bed room and along the ceiling theres like a shelf like outline reaching all four corners of the ceiling (like a lowwered piece of dry wall) along the celing and ontop of the dry wall facing the ceiling not below it facing the bed room are lights that shine up towards the ceiling lighting the room i looked all over under :recess lighting"but can only find like lamps and such i am looking for actuall information on the drywall fixture and model pictures and prices of this can anyone help thanks?

2007-03-25 23:57:41 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Decorating & Remodeling

2007-03-25 23:57:37 · 3 answers · asked by octavian i 1 in Search Engine Optimization

one of my probs is that i dont like talkin about myself cause i hate it when ppl do, i find it funny and pathetic even if what they say is true, for instance, i dont like telling ppl about a guy who had a crush on me and the nice things he said, and i hate telling that the guy\girl who i thought hates me is saying VERY nice things about me behind my back. BUT, i know these typa things kinda help u when u feel a bit down sometimes, but i just feel pathetic if i said so, i always hate me unless someone else tells me they love\like me. everytime i preceived as non-confident i just hate myself more n more and punish myself, i dont eat, i dont talk to other ppl and i sometimes thing about suicide, and needless to say my self-esteem goes to below zero.
please help me, i wanna love myself no matter what, i dont other ppls opinion to affect my opinion about myself, i dont wanna care about the ones who dont care about me, i dont wanna look "pathetic"

2007-03-25 23:57:34 · 5 answers · asked by anne_anne 2 in Psychology

i asked a questain last night regarding VBAC and references to still having pain in my existing scar tissue.

does anyone know or has anyone got any relevent information or has even experienced these pains and still been able to VBAC themselves.

2007-03-25 23:57:23 · 3 answers · asked by karinaj2811 1 in Trying to Conceive

Hi where getting married this year and we arent going away but want to go somewhere in England for a week. We are thinking of going to Blackpool for the week. The thing is I havent got a clue on how to go about things. I have got a brochure but we dont drive or anything so how do we get there and stuff. The wedding is July the 14th this year and were thinking of maybe going from the monday to the Friday or something like that.

Any advice would be great ? Thanks

2007-03-25 23:57:23 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - United Kingdom

Just wondering if any of you ladies had bigger bump earlier on in 2nd pregnancy? How soon did you look "really" pregnant with 2nd baby? (I think i'm looking bigger this time round at 3 months)

2007-03-25 23:57:22 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

2007-03-25 23:57:10 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I quite fancy the isolated barn one:

http://www.tvgohome.com/0106-2001.html

2007-03-25 23:57:02 · 5 answers · asked by gav 4 in Other - Holidays

2007-03-25 23:56:49 · 8 answers · asked by bryn h 2 in Insurance & Registration

2007-03-25 23:56:44 · 14 answers · asked by Shell O 1 in Other - Home & Garden

Can anyone please tell me what are the safety tips in the kitchen

2007-03-25 23:56:37 · 4 answers · asked by Oh! Crud 3 in Other - Home & Garden