Sit all day by the door of ur house & bark.I will give u 20 years.dog said: That's a long time how abt only 10 years .God agreed.
then God created monkey &said: Entertain people, do tricks. I'll give u 20 year. monkey said:How about only 10 & God agreed.
next, God created cow & said:u must go into the field with the farmer all day long, have calves & give milk to support the farmer's family. I will give u 60 years. cow said: That's kind of a tough life. How about only 20" God agreed
On the fourth day, God created man n said:Eat, sleep, play, marry & enjoy ur life. For this, I'll give u twenty years. But man said: Only 20 years? Could u possibly give me my 20,the 40 the cow gave back,10 the monkey gave back,n 10 the dog gave. that makes eighty, okay? Oksaid God, u asked for it.
So that is why the first 20 years we eat, sleep, play n njoy. next 40 years we slave in the sun to support our family. next 10 we do monkey tricks to entertain grandchildren. n for last 10 we sit in front.
2007-03-25
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