Sit all day by the door of ur house & bark.I will give u 20 years.dog said: That's a long time how abt only 10 years .God agreed.
then God created monkey &said: Entertain people, do tricks. I'll give u 20 year. monkey said:How about only 10 & God agreed.
next, God created cow & said:u must go into the field with the farmer all day long, have calves & give milk to support the farmer's family. I will give u 60 years. cow said: That's kind of a tough life. How about only 20" God agreed
On the fourth day, God created man n said:Eat, sleep, play, marry & enjoy ur life. For this, I'll give u twenty years. But man said: Only 20 years? Could u possibly give me my 20,the 40 the cow gave back,10 the monkey gave back,n 10 the dog gave. that makes eighty, okay? Oksaid God, u asked for it.
So that is why the first 20 years we eat, sleep, play n njoy. next 40 years we slave in the sun to support our family. next 10 we do monkey tricks to entertain grandchildren. n for last 10 we sit in front.
2007-03-25 23:48:27 · 6 answers · asked by medi 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You bet its true ( although I've heard of a slightly naughtier version which I don't think I should write)
2007-03-25 23:55:13 · answer #1 · answered by pinu 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
unless youre born in the developing world when you get to work from age 5 and die when youre 40
2007-03-25 23:56:03 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
So true. I think you have found the meaning of Life!
2007-03-25 23:53:39 · answer #3 · answered by cowlynz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool, yes that sounds about right
2007-03-25 23:53:12 · answer #4 · answered by Debi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice story, but as God doesn't exist it didn't happen!
2007-03-25 23:52:10 · answer #5 · answered by Pseudonym45 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol thats good!!!!
2007-03-26 00:14:42 · answer #6 · answered by littlekitty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋