In a Bucharest hotel lobby:
The lift is being fixed for the day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
In a Belgrade elevator:
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
In a Paris hotel elevator:
Please leave your values at the front desk.
In a hotel in Athens:
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 & 11 am daily.
In a Yugoslavian hotel:
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian orthodox Monastery:
You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
In an Austrian hotel for skiers:
Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.
2007-03-25 23:46:55 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
On a menu in a Swiss restaurant:
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
On a menu of a Polish hotel:
Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beer soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.
In a Tokyo hotel:
Please take advantage of the chambermaids.
In a Hong Kong supermarket:
For your convenience we recommend courteous, efficient self-service.
In a Hong Kong dress shop:
Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
From the Soviet weekly:
There will be a Moscow Exhibition of the Arts by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.
In an East African newspaper:
A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers.
In a Vienna hotel:
In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the porter.
2007-03-25 23:48:13 · update #1
In Germany's Black Forest:
It is strictly forbidden on our Black Forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men & women, live together in one tent unless they are married for that purpose.
An ad by a Hong Kong dentist:
Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
A Russian chess book:
A lot of water has been passed under the bridge since this variation has been played.
In the window of a Swedish furrier:
Fur coats made for the ladies from their own skin.
On a box of a clockwork toy in Hong Kong:
Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life.
Detour sign in Kyushu, Japan:
Stop---Drive sideways.
Swiss mountain inn:
Special today--no ice cream.
Copenhagen airline ticket office:
We take your bags and send them in all directions.
Moscow hotel room:
If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
Norwegian cocktail lounge:
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
2007-03-25 23:48:43 · update #2
i aggree nothing like a good giggle on a monday when every1s down, but thanx to your time and effort every1 can put on a smile, by the way you forgot to add england hotels- which would say all immigrants welcome to stay for free and we will even throw in money for you to live off and feel free to claim for a house to bring over your family to take our jobs cos the goverment are passed caring about the people who already struggling to live in the uk. (sorry to offend any1) got a bit carried away. =( arr its only a joke! lighten up! =)
2007-03-26 02:38:55 · answer #1 · answered by donna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like those.
10/10.
Just what I need on a monday morning.
2007-03-25 23:51:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A busy Monday at work - I stopped to read your question and now can't stop giggling. TY you lightened the day :))
2007-03-25 23:51:07 · answer #3 · answered by celianne 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious man!
2007-03-26 00:11:39 · answer #4 · answered by ♫Silvi♪ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones but funny! Ha Ha!
2007-03-26 02:37:36 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
can't type still laughing
thank you for the great laugh
xx
2007-03-26 00:29:03 · answer #6 · answered by ngbreeca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-03-25 23:57:24 · answer #7 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am agreeing mood today yeah they good LOL LOL LOL LOL
2007-03-26 00:01:00 · answer #8 · answered by topman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good but very long
2007-03-25 23:52:54 · answer #9 · answered by debbie 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL they are good!!!
2007-03-25 23:50:09 · answer #10 · answered by littlekitty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋