There was once a man drowning in the river. A boat came by and the man aboard yelled, "You're drowning. Let us help you."
But the drowner refused his help and said, "No Thanks, God will save me."
Another boat came by and another man aboard offered to save him. The drowner still refused.
"No. I'll be fine. God will save me."
When the boats were gone he ended up drowning. Up in Heaven he asked God, "Why didn't you save me?"
God said, "I SENT YOU TO BOATS GODDAMIT!!!"
2007-03-25 21:55:01 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
haha funny!
2007-03-25 21:59:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I cope with warm meat all day and you? lol I dont know hon sorry that's the final i ought to arise with on such short be conscious. and the place does she paintings? possibly which will help me be greater witty.. or enable's desire ha! ultimate of success!! Cinn =)
2016-10-19 22:52:59 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cool
2007-03-25 22:03:13 · answer #3 · answered by avisar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one! do you know the best joke in the world?
2007-03-25 22:03:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha :) Funny
2007-03-25 22:03:10 · answer #5 · answered by Renee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it!!!!
2007-03-25 22:00:16 · answer #6 · answered by jules 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
***LOL.***
2007-03-26 02:00:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋