All categories - 25 March 2007

2007-03-25 21:54:36 · 1 answers · asked by nona M 1 in Software

2007-03-25 21:54:33 · 9 answers · asked by Sneebs 4 in Other - Politics & Government

Little Johnny came home early from school and started calling his mother with no answer. He finally went up stairs and saw the bedroom door was open a little. When he peered in, he saw his dad on the bed with the maid so he quietly went outside and waited for his mother.

When she showed up with some groceries, he said "Mommy, Mommy guess what I saw? I saw daddy upstairs on the bed with the maid and they were......."

and his Mother said, "Stop right there, Johnny". Wait until supper tonight when the maid is serving the meal. When I wink at you, then tell me the story."

At supper when all were seated and being served by the maid, she winked and Johnny began again.

"Mommy, when I got home from school early today, I was looking for you and saw daddy on the bed with the maid. They were doing the same thing that I saw you and Uncle Phil doing at the cottage last summer."

2007-03-25 21:54:12 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

In a one minute phone conversation my mum implied that i was an embarassment and a disapointment because i hadn't lived up to her ideals. In that one minute conversation i felt like i was six years old hiding in my bedroom.

Is this common - what does it take to live up to your parents ideals?

2007-03-25 21:53:58 · 9 answers · asked by Bexsi 2 in Family

2007-03-25 21:53:51 · 4 answers · asked by Vanessa L 2 in Air Travel

already asked the question of why that happens, and got some great answers, thnx!!! but now......hmm. i was supposed to start on the 23 of march, and somehow now we are the 26th, and nothing!!!!i also figured that having sex w/ my bf would've helped me start since it usually does, but........NOPE!! and i usually gain weight pretty early in pregnancies, also get tired easily, and man do my boobs hurt!!! they feel like they did after i had my little boy, you know when you have all that milk in your breast, they get so swollen and hurt really bad. well all that is happening now!!!! so now im asking advise on this...... what do you guys think???? i know it to soon to take a hpt, but im so anxious to know!!!!!

2007-03-25 21:53:48 · 3 answers · asked by helica-9 1 in Pregnancy

Grounds for Divorce #2

They say breaking up is hard to do, but

that wasn't the case for these people.
Whether they were picked on or just

picky, can you figure out the real

reason they all made like bananas and

split?

1- In Hazard, Kentucky, a man divorced

his wife because she "she beat him

whenever he....

a) removed onions from his hamburger
b) went to sleep
c) left his mail on the kitchen table

....without first asking for
permission."

2- In Frackville, Pennsylvania, a

woman filed for divorce because her

husband insisted on....

a) vandalizing mailboxes
b) shooting tin cans off her head
c) chasing their pet cat

....with a slingshot.

3- One Winthrop, Maine, a man divorced

his wife because she....

a) left her underwear on the couch
b) spit in the coffee
c) wore earplugs

....whenever his mother came to

visit.

2007-03-25 21:53:45 · 6 answers · asked by kenmauiphoto 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Ask every one to tuck you in!! "Will Y'all tuck poor wiitle FatBoy in tonight,pwease"

2007-03-25 21:53:44 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-25 21:53:41 · 19 answers · asked by minnie mouse 1 in Cooking & Recipes

I can't start my IUI treatment until I get my period! I've heard of ways that you can bring on labour and was wondering if there were any for this? Thanks :)

2007-03-25 21:53:39 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Trying to Conceive

2007-03-25 21:53:32 · 4 answers · asked by bik_ko 3 in Books & Authors

agiasnt skepticism of the external world?

2007-03-25 21:53:10 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

I've been using it since 2003 and am much disapointed than pleased with the service. I am in two minds whether to continue with the service or not.
your comments are invited.

2007-03-25 21:53:10 · 1 answers · asked by Regnex 2 in Internet

can boeing top the A380? that would be a battle royale,

2007-03-25 21:52:58 · 21 answers · asked by breh760li 1 in Aircraft

Principally to rationalists. If there is no spiritual component to the world, and there is no such thing as divinely revealed morality, what possible logical, rationally based arguement could be made against having sex with a dead body?

Lack of consent is not an argument. Inanimate object have no consent to give or deny. And you finding it disgusting is not an argument because your asthetic tastes should not be imposed on others.

2007-03-25 21:52:49 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I feel like I'm only existing. I have no ambition to do anything worth while. How do I get out of this hole I've dug?

2007-03-25 21:52:48 · 8 answers · asked by MB1810 5 in Psychology

Out of all religions ive noticed that Christians ... are very judgemental. Every time i talk to one about anything. About science, or other religions they dont seem to care. And i know this makes me look like a idiot for saying this. But i dont understand. If i talk to Muslims about what they believe in. they know alot to say about it. It seems that most Christians dont even know anything. I asked about 20 Christian children about what race was Jesus... 17 of them said white. Does this seem sad to you that Americas top leading religion is a bit... corrupt. Ive read so many book on so many things that just .... make me sick to my stomach about the christian religion. A Christian told me once... That everybody in the world that is not christian will goto hell. I asked.. What about children born in Africa. That are raised to live a diffrent life. Will they burn in hell. the christian looked at me.. confuzed... and said.. I guess so.
What do you think I typed this in 2 min. bad spelling

2007-03-25 21:52:48 · 52 answers · asked by lilsmurf3311 1 in Religion & Spirituality

I know oil floats on water. But when you spray water on an oil fire, the water has to sink, meaning it goes 'through' the burning oil, which means it has to cool the oil below kindling point and/or temporarily choke off oxygen. So why doesn't water work?

2007-03-25 21:52:47 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Chemistry

Hi,
Im just designing a table and want the input mask to be full name of month and then full year for example:
"October 2006"

Thanks in advance!!

2007-03-25 21:52:44 · 6 answers · asked by Chazza xx Baby born 7/11/09 4 in Programming & Design

Hey there, not really a "teachy" but can some one tell me if one can tranfer downlaoded mp4 movies from the computer to the ps3 and play them and if so how is this done. it has a 60gb memory and plays music and stuff but as a super multi media player it should be able to do this right. pls help

2007-03-25 21:52:37 · 2 answers · asked by cross 2 in Games & Gear

Different theories....but which one is true?
1) A female can get pregnant if male has just came..touches the *** and finger her
2) sperms die as soon as they make contact with air

2007-03-25 21:52:35 · 2 answers · asked by GucciEnvyMe 2 in Pregnancy

i have seen this donr in sydney but didnt get a chance to ask him... i am in brisbane and want a full body kit for my dihatsu charde 1995... please help

2007-03-25 21:52:22 · 2 answers · asked by backburner20 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

2007-03-25 21:52:09 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

In California a woman was beat up and her child abducted from her own home. Because it was the father and he left no markable evidence on her body (shoved and backhanded her), the police did nothing. There was no custody order on file. The man is a previous abuser with a record of serving in jail for abuse.

He took the child and hid out, filed papers behind her back with a different case number after she filed a petition for emergency custody of the child. He never served her and won a default custody case, while there was another case pending in mediation.

He then frauded over the womans bank accounts and credit until she needed a new social security number, and violated restraining orders but never charged. He is now concealing the child in an abusive enviorment and is trying to obtian child support while threatening her life making her flee across the country for her own safety.

Should she have to give this man child support, and is there anything she can do. He's in CA - She NY

2007-03-25 21:52:04 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

Guide me the route to go from IGI airport to the Railway station (New Delhi)

2007-03-25 21:52:01 · 6 answers · asked by lovkesh d 1 in Delhi and NCR

2007-03-25 21:52:01 · 3 answers · asked by J M 1 in Chemistry

in the league cup & the fa cup & for his country. Can you tell me his name & if possible the matches he did it, with dates.

Janet

2007-03-25 21:51:58 · 8 answers · asked by janet l 1 in English Football

Does anybody can help me translate this sentence into Chinese mandarin?
"We believe the mold is not far from finish. All the left is the ejector, we find a designing fault in the stage 3, however our toolmaker announce that they're capable to solve this without making huge adjustment to draw. And we expect it'll be worked out at the middle of April."
Could anybody help me ? It's about an industrial tool mold.

2007-03-25 21:51:52 · 6 answers · asked by Michael 2 in Languages

lim 4x+3/ ( x^2-2x+5) as x approaches infinity..
A) lim=3
B) lim=5
C) lim=-2
D) lim does not exist
E) lim= 3/5
F) lim= 0

2007-03-25 21:51:48 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics