Little Johnny came home early from school and started calling his mother with no answer. He finally went up stairs and saw the bedroom door was open a little. When he peered in, he saw his dad on the bed with the maid so he quietly went outside and waited for his mother.
When she showed up with some groceries, he said "Mommy, Mommy guess what I saw? I saw daddy upstairs on the bed with the maid and they were......."
and his Mother said, "Stop right there, Johnny". Wait until supper tonight when the maid is serving the meal. When I wink at you, then tell me the story."
At supper when all were seated and being served by the maid, she winked and Johnny began again.
"Mommy, when I got home from school early today, I was looking for you and saw daddy on the bed with the maid. They were doing the same thing that I saw you and Uncle Phil doing at the cottage last summer."
2007-03-25 21:54:12 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks, a good way to start the week! lol.
2007-03-25 21:57:34 · answer #1 · answered by Ilkie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nobody ever wants to hear the whole story from little Johnny.
2007-03-26 19:17:10 · answer #2 · answered by Twister 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Busted! Funny! 10!
2007-03-26 10:26:47 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10
2007-03-26 05:21:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good joke, have another cigar on me, also, I think I'll give you a Star for that one!
2007-03-26 13:33:20 · answer #5 · answered by Greybeard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol lol Never heard that one before!! Good one!
2007-03-26 05:07:06 · answer #6 · answered by prettywoman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey hey, didnt see that one coming....very good! :o)
2007-03-26 05:03:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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Didn't know that would happen...
Funny...
2007-03-26 05:15:12 · answer #8 · answered by Popo B 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋