Grounds for Divorce #2
They say breaking up is hard to do, but
that wasn't the case for these people.
Whether they were picked on or just
picky, can you figure out the real
reason they all made like bananas and
split?
1- In Hazard, Kentucky, a man divorced
his wife because she "she beat him
whenever he....
a) removed onions from his hamburger
b) went to sleep
c) left his mail on the kitchen table
....without first asking for
permission."
2- In Frackville, Pennsylvania, a
woman filed for divorce because her
husband insisted on....
a) vandalizing mailboxes
b) shooting tin cans off her head
c) chasing their pet cat
....with a slingshot.
3- One Winthrop, Maine, a man divorced
his wife because she....
a) left her underwear on the couch
b) spit in the coffee
c) wore earplugs
....whenever his mother came to
visit.
2007-03-25 21:53:45 · 6 answers · asked by kenmauiphoto 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
answers
1- a (salute him and address him as "Major")
2- c (put itching powder in her underwere)
3- a (peas: pea soup for breakfast
and dinner, and pea sandwiches for lunch)
2007-03-27 10:07:37 · update #1
the cases seem to have psychological problems. i'd divorce mine too if he beats me for insignificant things like that
and again divorce him if he has violent tendencies as shown in his love of vandalism target shooting and pet-chasing with slingshots ....... and if I were a man I'd definitely divorce a wife who seriously has issues since she is very disrespectful of my mother regardless of the kind of relationship they have if hate relationship then she can just avoid her but not deliberately be disrespectful like that
2007-03-25 21:58:50 · answer #1 · answered by asphyxia 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm in a rural area so some of the bored country boys like to drive around at night with a baseball bat, smacking mail boxes that are out by the road. Their goal is to strike the mailbox off the wooden post it sits upon, but usually they only succeed in mutilating the mailbox.
A few of my neighbors have put up a steel post as a support on the back side of the mailbox. Then the person wielding the bat finds himself striking an immovable object at high speed. This experience can be a major behavior adjustment.
2015-02-18 12:21:38 · answer #2 · answered by SOFIA 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol-number 2 is not true
Im from the frackville area...
2007-03-26 03:02:12 · answer #3 · answered by Shellberry 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummm
B
C
C
2007-03-25 21:56:35 · answer #4 · answered by Danielle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it has to be B, C, A
2007-03-25 22:11:47 · answer #5 · answered by TheHacker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ISN'T LOVE GRAND ???!!
I say A - B - B
2007-03-25 22:00:35 · answer #6 · answered by suumagoo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋