A construction worker came home just in time to find his
wife in bed with another man. So he dragged the man down
the stairs to the garage and put his 'male wotsit' in a vice. He
secured it tightly and removed the handle. Then he picked
up a hacksaw.
The man, terrified, screamed, 'STOP! STOP! You're not going
to cut it off, are you???'
The husband said, with a gleam of revenge in his eye,
'Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire.'
2007-03-25
22:02:35
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